The best excuses for missing work at last minute

[cobrinski]

Good,not so good,bad,worst...,you need to take a day off,but don't have a good "material" anymore

What's your excuse?

I can't come in today,my legs have fallen asleep and they won't wake up

 

[DC23]

Vertigo is always a good solid one.

 

[Revolver]

Why do you have to tell them what's wrong with you? Just say you're not feeling well. Most employers don't care to know the exact reason unless it's more than a day or two. Just give a notice.

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

I very rarely truly get sick but if I'm hungover and want to sleep in I just say I got a stomach bug or something...plus I have kids so they're always a good excuse...

 

[esant707]

I feel like it always sounds worse if you don't you try to give a thorough explanation, it sounds like you are lying. Just simply say you aren't feeling well

 

[SammyPops]

Tell the boss you have the shits. Its equally effective and awkward.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Migraine
Anxiety attack
You're a bum millennial
etc.
etc.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Tell the boss you have the shits. Its equally effective and awkward.

Truth!

 

[Organic Damage]

Too tired from boning all night.

 

[SammyPops]

Truth!

Its good for poor and non-poor people, though if you have a good job, I'd suggest classing it up by saying "I have gastro issues".

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Mental Health Day

 

[Pliny Pete]

I'm a diabetic so I got a no fail 100% plausible always works never questioned perfect last minute excuse
The kid wins again

 

[Orgasmo]

Tell them you were violently raped on the way to work and contracted AIDS.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Why do you have to tell them what's wrong with you? Just say you're not feeling well. Most employers don't care to know the exact reason unless it's more than a day or two. Just give a notice.

Imagine the TS calling up his boss "Yeah I threw up twice and have a fever of 101" lol

 

[HereticBD]

Car won't start.

 

[Oblivian]

Car won't start.

That won't fly nowadays. Uber.

 

[n...not crazy]

Apathy

 

[closequarters]

Stomachache. No one wants the details.

"Must of had some bad fish last night", usually works.

 

[Lavitz]

I had to return some videotapes.

 

[cobrinski]

Why do you have to tell them what's wrong with you? Just say you're not feeling well. Most employers don't care to know the exact reason unless it's more than a day or two. Just give a notice.

it's a small company (family),
8,9 people.