I'm a Satanist, ask me anything

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  1. CauseImbetta Triple Yellow Card

    CauseImbetta
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    I am happy to answer you.

    I joined the Satanic Temple, not the Satanic Church. There is a difference.

    We are good people, here are our tennets. Better than anything you will find in ancient "holy" scriptures.

    • One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
    • The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
    • One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
    • The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
    • Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
    • People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
    • Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word
     
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    Get over it she lost
     
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  3. CauseImbetta Triple Yellow Card

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    There is nothing to get over.
     
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  4. lecter not even webscale

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    what are we supposed to ask?
     
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  5. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom.

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    How tasty is the spirit cooking?

    Compare it to a Grand Slam at Dennys.
     
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  6. HomerThompson President-elect

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    Is it possible in your religion for you to delete your account? Thanks.
     
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  7. deltapapha Brown Belt

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    So do you guys cast angels out of people? Or better, do you put demons into people, like reverse exorcism?
     
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  8. DynamicLoosener Grass Fed Free Range Dolce Belt

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    i couldnt think of anything either
     
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  9. dontsnitch Gold Belt

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    Don't you mean get over it he lost?

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  10. lecter not even webscale

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    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
     
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  12. Offended Double Yellow Card

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    Why worship a loser ? he lost got his ass kicked, what are you a liberal pinko leftists or something.
     
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  13. dontsnitch Gold Belt

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    K, I'll ask one.

    Are you a theist?
     
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    Lol, you dork.
     
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  15. Exception Purple Belt

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    Before we decide who, in the WR, is with or against you- please tell us if your membership is primarily made up of republicans or democrats. We need this info before we start. Also, is your group racially diverse? If yes, to the degree that it's a strength?
     
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    Do you even Spirit Cook brah?
     
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    This goes along so well with your AV. BTW, who is it?
     
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    What is the highest level of education you failed?
     
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  20. CauseImbetta Triple Yellow Card

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    I don't know. There is a lot of misconception about satanism.
     
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