'Zombieland' is absolutely terrible. Not good on one single level.

[Amerikuracana]

Jesse eisenberg was terrible.

It wasn't funny.

It wasn't scary.

It was self aware, but as bad as I've seen that done.

The power was on everywhere.

The preteen girls were super powerful.

The girl would have banged woody but never stuttering skinny dork.. Ever.

Bill Murray didn't fit, because it was sooo fkn bad.

This movie is 90% on rotten tomatoes and it's an abortion. Nothing works. Not a single bit, not a single part, not a single character. Woody harrelson almost plays a decent character, but then it's just a caricature of his NBK character, and you can see he knows it.

Dale and Tucker had a bad B movie second half, and it still blows this movie away. I can't believe how bad Jesse eiseneisenberger is in movies. Who the hell green lit this kid? He wouldn't be a survivor.. And he is probably 30+ and still doesn't act like a man.

Was anybody tricked into thinking this was good?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Well, thats like your, opinion, man.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I thought it was okay. Watched it and promptly forgot about it. I've certainly seen worse.

 

[Eazy123]

 

[Zer]

I skipped it because at that point I was already done with zombie movies forever. I'd rather watch a feminist romance than a zombie flick at this point

 

[Amerikuracana]

I skipped it because at that point I was already done with zombie movies forever. I'd rather watch a feminist romance than a zombie flick at this point

'Warm bodies' was actually decent.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

 

[Peteyandjia]

It was an alright movie. Had some funny parts. Bill Murray was great, as he always is, fuck is wrong with you.

On another note, you sound like you have some strong anti-nerd rage. Did an ex-girlfriend leave you for a computer geek or sumthin?

 

[dawnignited]

It's okay once you get past the fact that it's a poor man's Shaun of the Dead. Woody's performance makes it worth checking out.

 

[Halge]

There's nothing funny about zombies.

 

[UFCDefenseForce]

Jesse Eisenberg was great in the Social Network movie. I thought Zombieland had its moments. Woody Harrelson had some great lines in it.

 

[Peteyandjia]

There's nothing funny about zombies.

 

[BillytheFish]

Woody Harrelson deserves his own spin off from that movie

 

[Halge]

^Can't watch. Too creeped out by the zombies...

 

[Amerikuracana]

He got owned by teenage girls twice in the movie. That was sad.

 

[SammyPops]

Ban TS!

 

[Amerikuracana]

It's okay once you get past the fact that it's a poor man's Shaun of the Dead. Woody's performance makes it worth checking out.

Shaun of the dead was smart, funny, and had legit horror.. Zombie crap had none of that.

Bill had a good line, "I think it's Bill, now." But it was too short.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Ban TS!

For noticing that the electricity was still on everywhere, Jesse sucks, and the tough guy ikn the movie got owned by a 12 year old girl? That it wasn't scary at any point, even in a cheap jump scare fashon?

 

[SammyPops]

For noticing that the electricity was still on everywhere, Jesse sucks, and the tough guy ikn the movie got owned by a 12 year old girl? That it wasn't scary at any point, even in a cheap jump scare fashon?

Because Zombieland is great and you said is was not.

 

[drstrangelov]

I remember liking it, Jesse Eisenberg was on a good run back then, and the whole cast seemed game for the underlying gag. Also, it's a zombie movie, and a mild satire, why would you care if the teenage girls were strong, or if Jesse eisenberg is fit to survive the apolocalypse? It sorta seems like it it's not the movie that bothered you.