You're drunk at a Bar and this guy tells you to calm down, What do you do?

[SmilinDesperado]

Get in his face and chant U S A....U S A....U S A.....
Eventually the rest of the bar will join in on the chant, and if he hits me then theyll get my back and we'll make Khabib kebabs outta that ass

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Sprawl?

 

[mooner100]

"You going to do something about it? Well do something about it. You'll do nothin"

 

[Babaganoosh]

I would proceed to calm the f--- down.

 

[WinZip]

Buy him shots of Vodka and get a wicked discussion going!

He's Muslim bro

 

[blah_blah619]

 

[Vegesus44]

Ask him if Mohammed would mind him being in such a place of sin…

 

[cheezum]

calmly tell him "fine, let's settle this by wrestling", then as he crouches down and gets ready to bear fuck me i knock him the fuck out, cause he can't defend strikes for shit. then i return to my drinking.

 

[KingBeef]

Steven Seagal front kick both of his kneecaps and render his legs useless.

 

[FlyingKimurabar]

He'd get injured walking up to me

Big khabib fan but low hanging fruit gets picked off

And when you're a mental midget it's all you can reach.

 

[Gazwald]

I'd buy a newspaper and lay on the ground. Doubt I'd be getting up for a while.

 

[BVG]

Throw my drink in his face and

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with his peck muscle there??

 

[bubby]

Ask what a strict Muslim is doing in a gay bar, then continue doing what I was doing.

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

I would tell him to get the fuck out of my country.

 

[Nukes]

I wouldn't be drunk in a bar. I'm a responsible adult.

 

[Dragov]

Calm down like a lil bitch like all the sherdog tough guys
My MMA & BJJ skills aren't good enough to hang with Khabib i would get murked real fast

 

[daniel san]

I'll call up Manbearpig and ask him to protect my honor and wrestle Khabib. Khabib can outwrestle a bear, but can he outwrestle a manbearpig?

 

[KYS]

What u gonna do?

I get out of my bear costume asap.

 

[knock_you_out]

I say to him, "What are you gonna do, lay on top of me?"

 

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