You're drunk at a Bar and this guy tells you to calm down, What do you do?

[xFeeLPaiN]

What u gonna do?

 

[Your Account]

I report to sherdog

 

[screaminleeman]

Buy him shots of Vodka and get a wicked discussion going!

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

He'd get injured walking up to me

Big khabib fan but low hanging fruit gets picked off

 

[chitoortiz]

I calm down.

 

[BForrester]

What is, "I'm an adult, so I don't act like an asshole in bars"?

 

[TonyAlvein]

 

[Threetrees]

Buy him shots of Vodka and get a wicked discussion going!

He doesn't drink.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Throw my drink in his face and

 

[Iwontmakepromises]

Call me boy Conor mcgregor

Who would then knock him the fook out

 

[tomjones]

im less scared of the first guy for some reason. Maybe a physcologist could explain why.

 

[Maximus100]

Would hit him hard immediately, who the fuck thoes he think he is. I'm not talking to you so you stfu to me.

 

[zxyss25]

He probably hits on me

People say I look like Ronda Rousey

 

[FinBJJ]

He'd get injured walking up to me

Big khabib fan but low hanging fruit gets picked off

You have the right attitude.

 

[SuperNerd]

 

[LiveFreeorDie]

Maybe he is hangry from Ramadan? Why is he in a bar? I would tell him the local mosque is down the street on the left.

 

[Drenalin]

Buy him a pork chop

 

[Roca]

I don't go to bars. Next question

 

[revoltub]

uppercuts

 

[chrass]

What u gonna do?

Go down swinging