Your very earliest memories

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

A few memories of 2 and 3. I remember my 3rd birthday party and even some of the presents. Oldest memory is when my family was looking at our house being built, I would have been about 2 and a half at that point.

 

[Osculater]

Getting beat and thrown across the room cause I couldnt learn my alphabet and phone number

That's not that bad I almost flunked kindergarten twice

 

[Osculater]

I Remember stuff when I was around two years old but I used Remember more before the alcohol and drugs

 

[Osculater]

I remember putting a key into a wall socket and almost got electrocuted. I was about 3 years old.

My cousin put in a fork and burned his hand LOL

 

[Phlog]

My first memory was sitting on the floor playing with Duplo out of red boxes. The room was white, cream carpet, bare lightbulb, one window and people going through the room using the two doors. My parents confirmed that was when we moved house, I was 13 months.

Weirdly I don't have any memories of the 2 years after that.

 

[Kassitus]

My first exposure to Nintendo. I was either in the later part of being 3 or the early part of being 4. I have some other memories from this time but they are so faint they're almost not true memories. More like I could remember then at one point and now I just remember that I used to remember them. My memories start becoming concrete again around age 5. The memories from around age 10 is when my memories stop feeling like glimpses of another world and start to just feel like normal memories, no different from memories when I was 20.

 

[GSP_37]

At what age do babies master the use of the words doo doo and shi shi?

 

[GSP_37]

I was 2 years old and my dad saved a female duck getting raped at the local lake

One post office here has tons of stray chickens and roosters and one day I saw a rooster about to have unconsentual sexual relations with a chicken and that immediately pissed me off and I was thinking I need to throw a rock at that fucker, then the chicken escaped.

 

[GSP_37]

One weird one is daycare and this older pretty girl was like a helper and many years later, in middle school, I saw someone who looked like her, but she was a grade or so below me. Probably not the same girl.

 

[twigz]

I remember being bathed in the kitchen sink when I was young. No idea what age I was but I fit in the sink lol.

 

[Satur9]

I used to get out of bed and leave the house when I was a toddler. Oldest memory was one of those times. I was at the gas station up the road, and the cashier grabbed me up and covered me, as I walked up there naked. I remember it vividly. I was 3 at max, and my mom confirmed it. They almost got charged with some child abuse type law because of it.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I had a nightmare as a small child where I dropped off the bed, crawled to my cupboard, looked at the gap between the end of the cupboard and the wall, and I had the "Take The High Road" logo rush towards me.

I stumbled to my parents bedroom and was trapped by the Direct Line red phone rampaging throughout the room.

 

[lakersfan45]

One of my earliest memories is I used to play a game with a girl next door where I would lie flat on the stairs and she would scoot down the stairs on her ass and scoot on top / over me

 

[Why did you]

I have some content on this topic in my manifesto

my earliest memories are from maybe age 4 or 5