Your very earliest memories

[Jack Reacheround]

What are they!?

I’m assuming I was 2. Idk, at what age do kids get trained to use a toilet?
Because I remember I was in diapers. And for some reason, I liked stand and lean forward against something to shit.
So my mom and dad were in the family room of the first house I ever knew watching tv. I was taking a shit in my diaper next to the conversation pit (an old 70s thing that was in houses).

As I was shitting, my mom and dad (my sister may have been there too) started laughing. And I thought they were all laughing at me shitting. But I turned around and realized they were watching tv and laughing at that.

I have some others from that age. But they’re mostly flashes of playing with a yellow Tanka dump truck, or running around the house naked after bathing. Nothing quite as well fleshed out.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I’m assuming I was 2. Idk, at what age do kids get trained to use a toilet?
Because I remember I was in diapers. And for some reason, I liked stand and lean forward against something to shit.
So my mom and dad were in the family room of the first house I ever knew watching tv. I was taking a shit in my diaper next to the conversation pit (an old 70s thing that was in houses).

As I was shitting, my mom and dad (my sister may have been there too) started laughing. And I thought they were all laughing at me shitting. But I turned around and realized they were watching tv and laughing at that.

I have some others from that age. But they’re mostly flashes of playing with a yellow Tanka dump truck, or running around the house naked after bathing. Nothing quite as well fleshed out.

That is amazing lmao

 

[Spounman]

I think my earliest memory is being at the mall, maybe 5 or 6 years old.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

picking up a chick in the coop while my mother gathered eggs and squeezing it to death with my hands, maybe four?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

picking up a chick in the coop while my mother gathered eggs and squeezing it to death with my hands, maybe four?

My guess would be that this is the first memory for a lot of sherdoggers.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

I was maybe 2ish... after it rained, I remember the after-rain smell... I was crouched down, like an eastern European in a track suit, on the wet sidewalk... a little green frog maybe 2 or 3 feet in front of me would jump forward and I would hop after. I was wearing a red shirt and denim overalls. I can't remember any other context.

 

[NadaRekowski]

Going back home from kindergarten on my own at 2 1/2 cause fuck that shit.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Going back home from kindergarten on my own at 2 1/2 cause fuck that shit.

You were in Kindergarten at 2 &1/2 years of age?

 

[NadaRekowski]

You were in Kindergarten at 2 &1/2 years of age?

Yeah, it starts here at around 1 1/2 - 2 years of age cause everyone’s working.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Yeah, it starts here at around 1 1/2 - 2 years of age cause everyone’s working.

Where is here? And are you sure you don’t mean pre-school?

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Yeah, it starts here at around 1 1/2 - 2 years of age cause everyone’s working.

Soviet Union?

 

[NadaRekowski]

Where is here? And are you sure you don’t mean pre-school?

In eastern Germany. It’s normal to put kids in kindergarten at that age. You might name it differently but you’ll stay in the same facility, same kids etc till elementary school.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

In eastern Germany. It’s normal to put kids in kindergarten at that age. You might name it differently but you’ll stay in the same facility, same kids etc till elementary school.

Yeah, we only provide public school for 6 years of age and up. Anything prior to that is called pre-school, and it’s not public. You have to pay for it.

 

[Aurelian]

I remember I was 4 in pre-K and was crawling under teachers legs so I could look under their skirts and up at their vaginas. Damn, I was a bad little kid.

Thinking back, I wonder how many caught on to what I was attempting.

 

[My name is]

I think my earliest is when I broke my leg at age 4. I'm not real positive if it's an actual memory though or just a memory I created from hearing about it. If that makes sense

 

[NadaRekowski]

Yeah, we only provide public school for 6 years of age and up. Anything prior to that is called pre-school, and it’s not public. You have to pay for it.

Ah, here pre-schools are free but we have private ones too obviously.

Kindergarten is preschool for kids from 3-6 and before it’s called Kinderkrippe and starts at 1 1/2 years. But like I said, same facility, people etc just a different daily routine for the kids.

Have a good one!

 

[Zer]

Mine is sitting in the back of a car and my Dad turning back to look at me, poking his tongue out and making a silly face at me. It's only time I remember seeing him with a moustache

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

I remember putting a key into a wall socket and almost got electrocuted. I was about 3 years old.

 

[kingofthecans]

3rd birthday in my back yard with the red and white checker plastic cover from the 80's.
My birthday topper was Ernie and Bert plastic toys. That still stands out.

 

[Razberry]

I put my foot into the wheel spokes while riding behind my brother on a bike. I think it is my earliest memory, it's difficult to sort in chronological order so far back. Might have been somewhere in between 3 and 4.