Your significant other suddenly dumps you

[Fedorgasm]

Let's say your current girlfriend or wife (or husband) just comes to you today out of the blue and says "I'm sorry but I don't love you anymore"

How would you react?

Are you the type to start flipping tables and punching walls? Or would you just go hold your knees in the shower?

Or would you celebrate? Or feel relief?

 

[Cole train]

Would be like hell yea and buy ticket to happiest place on earth

Tijuana!

 

[davidlemonparty]

It would be a terrible financial impact and I'd be worried about the kids and how it effects them mostly.
Gotta put the rootin trophies first in these situations.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Would be like hell yea and buy ticket to happiest place on earth

Tijuana!

My friend, you need to reevaluate your life choices

 

[TeTe]

I would probably fuck one of these 20 something year old women in my office

 

[therealdope]

It would be bad for my kids but I'd move on, without any hesitation. Not even a moment.

Spoiler

 

[JangoMike]

 

[Ponchik]

I'd let her go without drama, since there's no point, but in my heart I'd be devastated. Despite that I'd like to stay on good terms, because I don't want to upset the kids and generally that's the adult thing to do. I don't mind not being a bitrer asshole as a "thank you" for all the good times we had together.

 

[Phlog]

I'd be asking why she didn't talk to me earlier, and I'd be asking if she'd consider couples counseling for the sake of the kids if nothing else.

 

[Contempt]

Let's say your current girlfriend or wife (or husband) just comes to you today out of the blue and says "I'm sorry but I don't love you anymore"

How would you react?

Are you the type to start flipping tables and punching walls? Or would you just go hold your knees in the shower?

Or would you celebrate? Or feel relief?

I just dumped my significant other but thinking back to when it's happened to me previously, I get drunk for a few days then bury myself in work and working out for a bit as distractions then move on with my life.

I'm not one for big shows of anger or sadness, more one to just withdraw and deal with shit quietly by myself.

 

[therealdope]

I'd be asking if she'd consider couples counseling for the sake of the kids if nothing else.

 

[DaleBoca]

Begin doing capoeira

 

[Fedorgasm]

Counseling can save a relationship, if you care enough about the person to save it.

I used to think it was dumb but without counseling I'd 100% be divorced already.

 

[Beau Wring]

i'd give the typical sherdog response...

''c'mon mom, i've lived in that goddamn basement for 20 years, you never bothered about me watching porn before....
they are women you goddamn TERF!

 

[method115]

Would be pretty devastated. Not just because of losing my wife but my kids as well. I've been a part time dad and it's garbage. From there the next step would be looking at my financials. I'm not sure how I would be doing financially. I'd lose a lot of money but I'd also get some back with the AC running all day which I turn off when I go to work and groceries for 4.

From there I'd quickly make some changes on FB and wait about a month before I start messaging a few females who might be down to reconnect and help me deal with my loss.

 

[therealdope]

Counseling can save a relationship, if you care enough about the person to save it.

I used to think it was dumb but without counseling I'd 100% be divorced already.

Counseling (from what I've heard) is the chick complaining for an hour and you're out $200. I have a very different approach. If you don't want to be with me, no problem. i have no interest in pushing on a rope.

 

[method115]

Counseling (from what I've heard) is the chick complaining for an hour and you're out $200. I have a very different approach. If you don't want to be with, no problem. i have no interest in pushing on a rope.

Sounds like people watching to many movies that's not how counselling is at all.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Counseling (from what I've heard) is the chick complaining for an hour and you're out $200. I have a very different approach. If you don't want to be with, no problem. i have no interest in pushing on a rope.

Well, I know they're not supposed to pick sides, but in my case the therapist did a great job of leading my wife to realize her own mistakes.

Of course I had to work on some shit too but really if we were keeping score I totally won.

 

[scgst4]

living life as a double hand amputee would take some time getting used to

 

[Osculater]

Murder-suicide!


Because I can't live without my right or left hand