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Your perfect White House main card?

brody_in_ga

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My perfect main fight card for the White House event is as follows. I picked these fights for their "FOTY" potential.

Main event - Holly Holm vs Angela Hill

Two high level strikers with insane cardio. Slugfest potential.

Co main - Jake Sheilds vs Belal Muhammad

This one speaks for itself. Two devastating strikers with Canelo hands and KO power.


What's yours?
 
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Fuck elections

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Rule of Law? Pshhh... Rule of BLOOD!
 
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Velasquez vs Donald Trump
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Velasquez vs Prince Andrew
Velasquez vs Bill Gates
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SHW Championship
Da Hawaiian Hitman 🇺🇸 vs Makini Manu 🇺🇸

HW Championship
Damien Dibbel 🇺🇸 vs Zakir Naimanbayev 🇰🇿

LHW Championship
Wolverine "Ron" Bata 🇺🇸 vs Austin Turp Daddy Slim Turpin 🇺🇸

LW Championship
Striker Robert Trujillo 🇺🇸 vs Michael Chandler 🏳️‍🌈
*Entrance music performed live by Metallica

Flyweight Championship
John Dodson's Wife 🇺🇸 vs Theo Von's Wife 🇺🇸

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Donald Trump vs. Martin Buday
Bernie Sanders vs. Don Tel Mayes
Tom Holmen vs. Raul Rosas
AOC vs. Maycee Barber
Barack Obama vs. Jacob Volkman
 
Aspinall vs Jones
Pereira vs Gane
Evolev vs Volk
Arman vs Topuria
Mitchell vs O’Malley
 
Ghislain Maxwell vs. Donald Trump, loser takes the fall
Jon's coke dealer vs. Conor's coke dealer, winner gets both clients
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JD Vance vs. Macy's sectional
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My perfect main fight card for the White House event is as follows. I picked these fights for their "FOTY" potential.

Main event - Holly Holm vs Angela Hill

Two high level strikers with insane cardio. Slugfest potential.

Co main - Jake Sheilds vs Belal Muhammad

This one speaks for itself. Two devastating strikers with Canelo hands and KO power.


What's yours?
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1/10 troll job…
 
Elon vs Zuckerberg
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Kayla vs Nunes
Max vs Olivera
 
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