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You grab the wrong bag at the airport

I don't need it

A lot of money would hurt my drive to do things. I would get too lazy
 
lol, i'd never touch that bag. you know whoever left it, immediately went to the airport authorities and the money may already have been tracked.
 
Airports are loaded with cameras that are constantly being monitored. They would eventually find you. Best just to be Andy Griffith and put it back.

And to be honest, you’d be better off if the police caught you before the person who was toting around that much cash did.
 
IIIIIIII said:
lol, i'd never touch that bag. you know whoever left it, immediately went to the airport authorities and the money may already have been tracked.
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Or worst case scenario they are connected to a criminal organization and do far worse things to you than the justice system ever could if they found you.
 
I would shit in it then ditch it somewhere and I will not explain why I would do this.
 
I just thought of something!

Since it may take some time to buy bitcoin with the cash, I figured I'd need to hide myself and the money temporarily. So here's my plan for success

  • Book 2 motel rooms directly across from each other- this way I know the vents are connected.
  • Buy a tent
  • Use the pole from the tent to push the bag with the money into the vents directly between the two rooms I booked
  • Handle my due diligence to ensure I can use my newly found cash to turn it into bitcoin. This may include finding a personal accountant with creative powers
  • PROFIT
Takes Two To Tango said:
No way you can get away with this. Just return it.

or else this may happen.

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By the way, who the hell is this guy and why is he relevant to this conversation?
 
mixmastermo said:
Never heard of it. Is it one of those obscure foreign indy films that streamed on Netflix for about a week?
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It actually won an Oscar for best picture.


Here the plot summary:

In rural Texas, welder and hunter Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) discovers the remains of several drug runners who have all killed each other in an exchange gone violently wrong. Rather than report the discovery to the police, Moss decides to simply take the two million dollars present for himself.

This puts the psychopathic killer, Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), on his trail as he dispassionately murders nearly every rival, bystander and even employer in his pursuit of his quarry and the money. As Moss desperately attempts to keep one step ahead, the blood from this hunt begins to flow behind him with relentlessly growing intensity as Chigurh closes in.

Meanwhile, the laconic Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) blithely oversees the investigation even as he struggles to face the sheer enormity of the crimes he is attempting to thwart.
 
HHJ said:
They def aint gonna do that hahahahahah.

You cant go to TSA agents to find drug money. That is just never ever going to happen
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You have a pretty high opinion of TSA.
 
Thrawn33 said:
You have a pretty high opinion of TSA.
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I don't.


But going to them for this shit even on the sly is stupid and just shine a big light on stuff you don't want to attract attention to
 
Immediately turn it in to TSA with the most cameras around. I don't want that level of smoke. If it's benign, you don't have feds looking for you. If it's what it probably is, you have way worse than feds looking for you.
 
Some tit took my bag once. Ended up in Hull having to go get it back. Shithole.
 
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