You get 10 billion dollars only catch...

[Jack Handy jr]

You must agree to be medically castrated shaft gone.... balls you keep...would you do it?

Looking for honesty here boys

 

[G-19]

Whoever says yes is a virgin. What’s the point of 10 billion if you aren’t banging 10’s on your mega yacht?

 

[MMA since 1993]

what good is 10 billie without your willy

 

[Loiosh]

Woohoo!

Bionic dick!

 

[MadSquabbles500]

No, heck I rather die a virgin because at least I always have a chance.

 

[lostdog000]

well i am married, so i am already castrated in a manner of speaking
might as well get paid for it

 

[Jack Handy jr]

what good is all that money without your dick

YOU COULD LIVE OUT YOUR WILDEST SAFARI, OR DEEP SEA EXPLORATION DREAMS MANG!

 

[HomeRun916]

Always thought being castrated would turn you into a superhuman.

Never think about sex, your mind could focus on truly important matters.

 

[TSK]

10 billion is a lot of money.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

No Thanks.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

well i am married, so i am already castrated in a manner of speaking
might as well get paid for it

I feel you bro I feel like the Hawaiian alphones Bundy at times

 

[j123]

Nope

Not only do you not get to smash, you don't know what that's going to do to you, don't fuck with hormonal balance

10 billion is a lot of money.

We're Sherdoggers, that money be spent in a week with hookers and cocaine

 

[Jack Handy jr]

10 billion is a lot of money.

big up for the honesty mang...

you must be abreast in crisper and genetic splicing cutting edge. with that much money they could grow you some new junk on a pig or something. micro surgery attache it. and the first time you bang...it really will smell like you're makin bacon

 

[Kraysla]

So i could be the world's most depressed billionaire? No thanks. The main part of becoming rich is never having to work again and having Latina/Asian 3 ways every night.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Nope

Not only do you not get to smash, you don't know what that's going to do to you, don't fuck with hormonal balance



We're Sherdoggers, that money be spent in a week with hookers and cocaine

 

[Deleted member 457759]

Shaft and balls?? That's harsh. Cant even keep one nut?

The answer is no thank you lol.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Woohoo!

Bionic dick!

somebody's thinking

 

[loyalyolayal]

Woohoo!

Bionic dick!

I bet they could make me a Big Bionic Cawk for $9 billion.

Probably $37 if it's Chinese. Made not girth. Cheap tech and all.

 

[nostradumbass]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Only catch, “you need to spend the day with Jack Handy Jr”


Nahhh not worth it