You get 10 billion dollars only catch...

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  1. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    You must agree to be medically castrated shaft gone.... balls you keep...would you do it?

    Looking for honesty here boys
     
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    Whoever says yes is a virgin. What’s the point of 10 billion if you aren’t banging 10’s on your mega yacht?
     
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  3. MMA since 1993

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    what good is 10 billie without your willy
     
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    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Woohoo!

    Bionic dick!
     
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    No, heck I rather die a virgin because at least I always have a chance.
     
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    well i am married, so i am already castrated in a manner of speaking
    might as well get paid for it
     
  7. Jack Handy jr

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    YOU COULD LIVE OUT YOUR WILDEST SAFARI, OR DEEP SEA EXPLORATION DREAMS MANG!
     
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    Always thought being castrated would turn you into a superhuman.

    Never think about sex, your mind could focus on truly important matters.
     
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    10 billion is a lot of money.
     
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  11. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    I feel you bro I feel like the Hawaiian alphones Bundy at times
     
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    Let me bang mang
    Nope

    Not only do you not get to smash, you don't know what that's going to do to you, don't fuck with hormonal balance

    We're Sherdoggers, that money be spent in a week with hookers and cocaine
     
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  13. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    big up for the honesty mang...

    you must be abreast in crisper and genetic splicing cutting edge. with that much money they could grow you some new junk on a pig or something. micro surgery attache it. and the first time you bang...it really will smell like you're makin bacon
     
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    So i could be the world's most depressed billionaire? No thanks. The main part of becoming rich is never having to work again and having Latina/Asian 3 ways every night.
     
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    Shaft and balls?? That's harsh. Cant even keep one nut?

    The answer is no thank you lol.
     
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    somebody's thinking
     
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    I bet they could make me a Big Bionic Cawk for $9 billion.

    Probably $37 if it's Chinese. Made not girth. Cheap tech and all.
     
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    Only catch, “you need to spend the day with Jack Handy Jr”


    Nahhh not worth it
     

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