You are Brad Pitt in 2005. You staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

[The Dark Knight]

Angelina Jolie looked like this in 2005

Jennifer Aniston always had a masculine face and the only thing she ever had going for her were those nipple bearing shirts on friends..

 

[Striderxdj]

Jolie then > Aniston then > Aniston now > Jolie now.

Crazy or not, prime Jolie is imo the goat of hotness. Aniston has aged far better and is probably a more stable partner, but that's about it. (I have read both have hygiene issues though :/ )

 

[BluntForceTrama]

20 years ago i'd have said jolie
now it's so clearly aniston it's not even close.

why? have you seen Aniston and Im not talking about photos....videos. dude looks like a lady

 

[biscuitsbrah]

I’ve always thought Angelina had that crazy look in her eyes

 

[eddymotto]

Brad was 41 when he went for Jolie. In general if you are an intelligent human being you detect crazy no matter how attractive at that age. An affair sure but never marry or have kids . With Jolie the warning signs were all over the place even back then that she is a narcicistic trouble maker in true hollywood fashion.

I dont mock Pitt for this. Its deeply tragic to have kids with such a woman that will estrange them from their father. Thats a huge scar for life and no fame or wealth can fix this.

So to answer. At that age most intelligent men will go for Aniston (if she is more down to earth I know nothing about her) but possible have an affair with Jolie.

Personally I never got why Jolie is supposed to be so attractive. She had cosmetic surgery all over her face even at that young age with absurd injected rubber lips. But everyone talked about that being "natural". Her acting and behaviour outside of it was just pure self obsessed shallow personality.

Her UN "job" is the perfect example. She gives exceptional dumb statements showing that she has zero clue about politics and history in general loves the attention of being a "special envoy to the UN high comissioner". She is a walking Duning Kruger effect.

Remind you the most horrible people often hide behind charity work . Its the perfect mask, feeds their ego and hides their nature. Jimmy Saville being the perfect example. Or take Bill Gates being a close Epstein friend.

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some will say it is too soon to pick a thread winner but I don't see anybody beating this. just being honest.

10/10

 

[boingyman]

2005 Jolie was pretty much in her prime. No contest on this one. Aniston would only have a chance it you were comparing tits.

 

[tank666]

Aniston with that chin always reminds me of Bruce Forsyth. (Famous British TV presenter for those who don't know)

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Id stay with Aniston tbh. Yes, Jolie looks better, but thats it. Look how it all ended for them. Aniston is the stable one and aged gracefully. This should be obvious imo.

 

[Natural Order]

Jolie is batshit insane and looks like an angsty wet noodle.

Brad fucked up badly.

As others have noted with great insight, if I were 05 Pitt I’d be putting my efforts into Salma Hayek!

 

[Gigacardio]

Angelina is DEFINITELY more beautiful but I don't know if I'd leave my wife for her.

 

[tank666]

I like the Salma Hayek angle. Can said poll be amended to include go for Salma Hayek?

 

[liner]

Fuck both of them. I mean neither. I'm living the DiCaprio life and fucking models til they hit 26 then on to the next new hotness

 

[cmw43]

she never wanted kids.

She tried to get pregnant and went through IVF.

 

[The Dark Knight]

Angelina Jolie looked like this in 2005

Jennifer Aniston always had a masculine face and the only thing she ever had going for her were those nipple nearing shirts on friends..

2005 Jolie was pretty much in her prime. No contest on this one. Aniston would only have a chance it you were comparing tits.

dude aniston has like b maybe c cups vs jolie with D cups .. just watch the nude scenes from "Gia" Jolies way better by like a mile ...

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Angelina would be my pick to be a FWB or 1 night stand.

Anniston I would marry for sure.

 

[HOLA]

I don't follow celebrity gossip at all, but it's unavoidable to come across it at times.

Here are two stories I remember:

Brad told his friends that Jenn's lady parts stunk.

Brad bought Angelina breath mints for Valentine's day because of how malodorous her breath was.

As someone with a rather large schnoz and a commensurate olfactory sense, these are serious red flags.

I would tell both women that they are the one and then bang Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron and Salma Hayek on the side, because I'm Brad Pitt in 2005

An astute observation.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Jolie is one of the most overrated chicks of all time. Even in 2005

Way too skinny with those super long bony arms.
She’s like a skeleton with big lips and boobies.

She was pretty in Gia, though, whenever that was.

 

[I Am Legion]

I never got the Aniston thing. She was hot for a short period on Friends but is really an average woman who has aged well. I dated plenty of women prettier than her. NONE like Jolie though. That being said, if you couldn't tell she was nuts back then, I don't know what to tell you. Kissing her brother, banging weirdo Billy Bob Thorton, outbursts etc. I would have gone a the Dicaprio Route and then pulled a Clooney when I turned 50.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I would go Hollywood trophy hunting and manipulate as many of these women into having sex with me as I could.

Then I’d find an attractive, non famous woman to settle down with and abandon the lifestyle for good.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Jolee is gross. I've never been attracted to her. She's always grossed me out.

Tell us you're a homosexual without telling us you're a homesexual.