You are Brad Pitt in 2005. You staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

[Deleted member 592570]

They both aged like milk.

 

[listrahtes]

Fuck both of them. I mean neither. I'm living the DiCaprio life and fucking models til they hit 26 then on to the next new hotness

Isn't Di Caprio now at the 20year max age rule?

Imo he is heading towards De Niro and Pacino levels of cringe being an old creep in relationships with 50+ years younger gold diggers. I kinda doubt it's that good a life to be honest. Gets shallow fast and you can expect zero empathy if You really need your partner.

 

[liner]

Isn't Di Caprio now at the 20year max age rule?

Imo he is heading towards De Niro and Pacino levels of cringe being an old creep in relationships with 50+ years younger gold diggers. I kinda doubt it's that good a life to be honest. Gets shallow fast and you can expect zero empathy if You really need your partner.

That sounds pretty good to me. May be better than seeing your life partner get old and boring and sitting at a dinner table not talking for the whole meal cause you've both said everything to each other 1 million times already. How often do you see that. If an old guy is still fucking young women, good for him. That old guy with his old wife is wishing he had a women to make him feel young again.

I doubt pacino or deniro or old rich guys cares what people think of them. They are too busy trying to keep up with their young women to have time to care

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

100%

These guys who have such try hard standards online, in reality never get laid

Yeah. I always lol at « Jennifer Lawrence is meh I wouldn’t even notice her », etc. Typically it’s these guys always online.

 

[HHJ]

lol @ people voting neither

 

[Goodfella86]

Aniston.

Still hot, never kissed her brother.

 

[fingercuffs]

Lost it with "you're Brad Pitt"

 

[fingercuffs]

Kept reading that Aniston has body odor issues or bad breath and Jolie is a demon in the sack so the decision is easy

"kept" reading? Where from?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I bet Juliette Lewis liked butt stuff.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I don't understand why any heart throb in Hollywood gets married, especially to another attractive star. The egos get in the way of a healthy relationship.

I'd George Clooney it through my career and when I was done acting, find someone not from the industry at all.

 

[shorinryu86]

Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek or Jennifer Connelly.

 

[orca]

If I'm Brad Pitt then I don't marry either one.

Instead, I just enjoy banging literally any woman on the planet that I want.

And when I get bored with the hottest women, I set my sights on unattainable women. Like women that are already happily married with children, and who are deeply religious so they literally believe they're going to hell if they cheat. These are the women I'd chase, just because I'm Brad fucking Pitt and I like a challenge.

sounds funny but it is true

 

[Jesus X]

2005 angelina was hotter but Jennifer aniston was less insane.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Hadn’t Jolie already dated Billy Bob Thornton, who is her cousin or something?






If so, her.

 

[mraa1]

If I'm Brad Pitt then I don't marry either one.

Instead, I just enjoy banging literally any woman on the planet that I want.

And when I get bored with the hottest women, I set my sights on unattainable women. Like women that are already happily married with children, and who are deeply religious so they literally believe they're going to hell if they cheat. These are the women I'd chase, just because I'm Brad fucking Pitt and I like a challenge.

This is why such power can only be trusted with so very few

 

[ocfightfan]

I'm finding a civilian who is sane and compatible.

 

[fingercuffs]

They both aged like milk.

How old are you? Do you feel the same about Brad?

 

[Streeter]

Jolie was a nutcase even then. I dated a few smoking hot women back in "the day" 90s. THE HOTNESS factor fades in a few weeks and the crazy makes em uglier and uglier no matter how they look outside. Rather have a decent looking woman who's also kind and a good person . Not sure Aniston is that great either there but better thsn Jolie.


I would go for the Jen Gardner in that year. Ask Affleck how he fucked up leaving Gardner for pyscho Jlo..

 

[Aurelian]

If I'm Brad Pitt in 2005, I can bang supermodels on the regular and stay single.