Xmas drinking guide - How to drink whiskey like a sir

[Panmisiek]

Xmas draws near and its perfect time to impress your family and friends with this very simple whiskey drinking guide

 

[touchedbyjab]

Tip your fedora before taking a noble sip.

 

[AznTrojan]

double of any single malt.. neat

 

[drstrangelov]

I get a bottle of good scotch every year from my fiancé as a gift, and I'm certain there's one under the tree waiting for me tonight when I get home. Merry Christmas.

 

[TheFirstEMP]

I shall sip on some Macallan 15 year.

 

[Cheese]

 

[Panmisiek]

 

[j123]

Parody?

If not, this shows the "classy" way of drinking involves throwing whiskey on the floor, leaving the area wet and dirty...

 

[ClubFoot]

2 fingers for me.

And for the missus later if she's lucky.

Classy enough?

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

I got a bottle of Famous Grouse.

Opened it last week, not bad.

 

[weed]

I had a coworker once come on to me saying "you smell like my dad".

strangely enough this was said to me by another chick at a bar, except she was condescending about it.

are all dads whiskey drinkers?

 

[Phlog]

Just opened a bottle of Talisker storm. I think the peatieness is smoothed and the flavour really opens up. First time in a while I've had something so interesting.

 

[HelloJapan]

Oh I'll "get into it".

 

[Prime Ang]

Tip your fedora before taking a noble sip.

Hipsters have ruined whiskey now as well?

 

[Der Eisbär]

I had a coworker once come on to me saying "you smell like my dad".

strangely enough this was said to me by another chick at a bar, except she was condescending about it.

are all dads whiskey drinkers?

real men drink whiskey.

 

[Jon Stark]

I get a bottle of good scotch every year from my fiancé as a gift, and I'm certain there's one under the tree waiting for me tonight when I get home. Merry Christmas.

Are you teh ghey?

 

[Der Eisbär]

Hipsters have ruined whiskey now as well?

hipsters like to pretend they enjoy and know about whiskey; ask them one fuckin' question about it and their facade falls apart. They also can't enjoy whiskey straight.

 

[Jon Stark]

real men drink whiskey.

I don't like the stuff. Worst hangovers and non enjoyable flavour. Give me vodka and beer any day.

 

[Der Eisbär]

Just opened a bottle of Talisker storm. I think the peatieness is smoothed and the flavour really opens up. First time in a while I've had something so interesting.

been meaning to try that for a while

 

[Prime Ang]

hipsters like to pretend they enjoy and know about whiskey; ask them one fuckin' question about it and their facade falls apart. They also can't enjoy whiskey straight.

lol

"I love whiskey"

what kind?

"Whiskey/Coke"