Xmas drinking guide - How to drink whiskey like a sir

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  1. Panmisiek

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    Xmas draws near and its perfect time to impress your family and friends with this very simple whiskey drinking guide



     
  2. touchedbyjab

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    Tip your fedora before taking a noble sip.
     
  3. AznTrojan

    AznTrojan Silver Belt

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    double of any single malt.. neat
     
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    drstrangelov Hey.

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    I get a bottle of good scotch every year from my fiancé as a gift, and I'm certain there's one under the tree waiting for me tonight when I get home. Merry Christmas.
     
  5. TheFirstEMP

    TheFirstEMP Overdone and dry! Platinum Member

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    I shall sip on some Macallan 15 year.
     
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    {<huh}
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Parody?

    If not, this shows the "classy" way of drinking involves throwing whiskey on the floor, leaving the area wet and dirty...
     
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    ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    2 fingers for me.

    And for the missus later if she's lucky.

    Classy enough?
     
  10. Joe_Armstrong

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    I got a bottle of Famous Grouse.

    Opened it last week, not bad.
     
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    I had a coworker once come on to me saying "you smell like my dad".

    strangely enough this was said to me by another chick at a bar, except she was condescending about it.

    are all dads whiskey drinkers?
     
  12. Phlog

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    Just opened a bottle of Talisker storm. I think the peatieness is smoothed and the flavour really opens up. First time in a while I've had something so interesting.
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Oh I'll "get into it".
     
  14. Prime Ang

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    Hipsters have ruined whiskey now as well?
     
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    real men drink whiskey.
     
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    Jon Stark King in the North Platinum Member

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    Are you teh ghey?
     
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    hipsters like to pretend they enjoy and know about whiskey; ask them one fuckin' question about it and their facade falls apart. They also can't enjoy whiskey straight.
     
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    Jon Stark King in the North Platinum Member

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    I don't like the stuff. Worst hangovers and non enjoyable flavour. Give me vodka and beer any day.
     
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    been meaning to try that for a while
     
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    lol

    "I love whiskey"

    what kind?

    "Whiskey/Coke"

    [​IMG]
     
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