Social WR Lounge 326: where are we at?

[idrankyourbeer]

cop: you haven't been drinking have you?
her: my dad was in the military.

jfc. she gets white girl wasted and picks her kids up from school. she got charged with dui and child endangerment. hopefully they take her kids away. this obviously ain't the first time she's done this and it probably wouldn't be the last.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[Andy Capp]

cop: you haven't been drinking have you?
her: my dad was in the military.

jfc. she gets white girl wasted and picks her kids up from school. she got charged with dui and child endangerment. hopefully they take her kids away. this obviously ain't the first time she's done this and it probably wouldn't be the last.

Terrible, but just one question: have these cops never heard of a breathalyzer? Woulda saved a lot of time for that poor kid with her.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

what's the difference between a whiny liberal and a gun.
..the gun only has one trigger.

why do liberals hate dentists?
because dentists make teeth white and straight.

wow tough room.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

imagine having to go through life (or at least until adulthood) with a name like comet musk. comets contain alot of methane in them. nobody wants to known as the person who smells like ass.

kid: dad, what am i named after?
elon: a spell from a game i had someone play for me.

& yes i know it was poe but i don't care, he probably had people level for him in all his shit.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

the website pages also have a Q&A on the bottom where random users ask questions.

so i asked if ANTIFA Barbie is coming down the pipeline. sadly it's pending moderator approval. to hell with walking sticks and sunglasses. it's time to deck barbie out with jerry cans, molotov cocktails, and a stolen pair of nikes.

 

[squeezewax]

Left and Right doesn't exist.
I'm stunned at the fact so many Sherdoggers are sucked in to this Theatre for the Masses, which is politics. The politicians are marionettes.
Most people are taking sides, arguing about particular politicans.
Governments do not run countries.
Take the red pill and see the truth. Stop wasting your energy going on about political parties and voting every few years, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are completely controlled!
You are being lied to. Your parents were lied to. Your grandparents were lied to.
Once you see things as they really are, you won't get so uptight.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Left and Right doesn't exist.
I'm stunned at the fact so many Sherdoggers are sucked in to this Theatre for the Masses, which is politics. The politicians are marionettes.
Most people are taking sides, arguing about particular politicans.
Governments do not run countries.
Take the red pill and see the truth. Stop wasting your energy going on about political parties and voting every few years, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are completely controlled!
You are being lied to. Your parents were lied to. Your grandparents were lied to.
Once you see things as they really are, you won't get so uptight.

Don't bother voting?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Japanese man arrested for violating 1889 anti-dueling law​

Man arrested for violating Japan’s 1889 anti-dueling law in Tokyo

The late 19th century’s Meiji Restoration, in which Japan abolished the shogunate and warrior castes, is often treated with a sense of bittersweetness by history enthusiasts and entertainment media, But while there’s an undeniable wistfulness to the closing of the curtain on the romantic appeal...

japantoday.com

god damn it. if they can't have dueling the least they can do is bring back trial by combat. humanity is already going in reverse so why the hell not? every time they put a politician on trial i'd order the fight card on pay per view. nothing like watching a public execution over some breakfast to get my morning going.

actually now that i read the article, it turns out their form of dueling is actually just throwing fists. japan is fucked up. they sell used panties in street corner vending machines, they pioneered martial arts, but fisticuffs and fight clubs are prohibited on the street.

alright, can they at least meet in the middle and allow dueling with swords? at least that would add a bit of japanese culture to the mix, and i wouldn't have to go to sketchy websites just to see a good beheading.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

China’s 'artificial sun' sets fusion world record that scientists previously considered impossible​

Many countries across the globe have been working to design sophisticated fusion reactors, but China’s team has recently arrived at a breakthrough, as documented in a study published in Science. China’s scientists have attuned their reactor to such conditions that has set a world record of sustaining high-temperature plasma for 1,066 seconds at 100 million degrees Celsius.

MSN

sure hope i live to see the nuclear fusion reactors become a reality. what could possibly go wrong? maybe they'll accidentally make a black hole that swallows the planet and puts it out of its misery.

the sun is woke now. drill baby, drill!

 

[Mr Holmes]

Left and Right doesn't exist.
I'm stunned at the fact so many Sherdoggers are sucked in to this Theatre for the Masses, which is politics. The politicians are marionettes.
Most people are taking sides, arguing about particular politicans.
Governments do not run countries.
Take the red pill and see the truth. Stop wasting your energy going on about political parties and voting every few years, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are completely controlled!
You are being lied to. Your parents were lied to. Your grandparents were lied to.
Once you see things as they really are, you won't get so uptight.

 

[Limbo Pete]

They call me the 5’7 1/8 Jon Jones
DMV rounded me up to 5’8, just noticed the other day

Still tall enough to ride most roller coasters though

 

[Limbo Pete]

erm, like, yeah, what your point?

Are you not a millennial?

 

[Da Speeit]

Are you not a millennial?

Yeah. Does that, erm, like, erm, uh…not make you one?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Yeah. Does that, erm, like, erm, uh…not make you one?

What does being a millennial have to do with anything
Or is this the mysterious chungus posting at work again

 

[My Spot]

imagine having to go through life (or at least until adulthood) with a name like comet musk. comets contain alot of methane in them. nobody wants to known as the person who smells like ass.

kid: dad, what am i named after?
elon: a spell from a game i had someone play for me.

& yes i know it was poe but i don't care, he probably had people level for him in all his shit.

Could be worse. Think of all the poor girls born in the past 8-12 years who were named after Dany from Game of Thrones.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

damn, someone stopping 'drankingyourbeer' with all this activity.

must have been the monster hangover.

hair of the dog, baby.
hair of the dog.

and how about Moon Unit or Dweezil Zappa for names?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Could be worse. Think of all the poor girls born in the past 8-12 years who were named after Dany from Game of Thrones.

They both seem just as bad. Those are names you'd give your online avatar but please don't make your children have to go through life with names like that.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

damn, someone stopping 'drankingyourbeer' with all this activity.

must have been the monster hangover.

hair of the dog, baby.
hair of the dog.

and how about Moon Unit or Dweezil Zappa for names?

How about Rumer and Scout LaRue Willis?

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

*decides against naming kids Yorick