Would you suffer eternal torment for the safety of the rest of humanity?

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  1. WorldofWarcraft

    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    There's two choices here. If you do not accept the offer, after you die of old age, the planet will be hit by a meteor large enough to destroy it completely.


    If you choose to accept the offer, you will be taken immediately to a hellhole, where you will suffer eternal torment in which you will experience forever. This torture will never stop, it will continue even after the universe ceases to exist. You will never get used to the pain, it will be unbearable to the point that if a living human sees what is being done to you, that person will die right then and there.

    Will you choose to save the planet or will you deny the offer and live the rest of your life, but dooming everyone after your death.

    The planet's population is 7 billion.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    wouldn't you go to this eternal hell hole anyway if you refused the offer?
     
  3. Thanos

    Thanos Courting Death

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    didn't Jesus do this but went to heaven instead

    suffered for about 12 hours

    but not in hell
     
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    I think my girlfriends vagina just caught a new nickname. Hellhole
     
  5. mesomorph

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    Of course not. It's fucking eternal, lol.
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    not really. no one was in danger of dying.
     
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    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    No, you won't. This offer is exempt from divine law.
     
  8. jackietreehorn8

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    Pain don't hurt.

    I accept your offer.
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  9. Thanos

    Thanos Courting Death

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    I don't get it

    but ok
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    exempt from divine l....who the hell is making the offer then?
     
  11. mesomorph

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    If he would have went to Hell for an eternity I'd give him his props.
     
  12. Kaoklai

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    What has the world ever done for me?
     
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    jesus did not sacrifice himself to save the lives of the rest of humanity. there was no death threat to the planet.
     
  14. ThinkGreen

    ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

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    This thread reminds me of this:

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    ^^Minus the stupid text at the bottom.


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  15. JohnnyBuddha

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    Ah hell naw! Eternal torment to save a bunch of people who will eventually die anyways? We're all going to die some day.
     
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    This sounds sort of like that movie "the Box". It sucked and so does this thread
     
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    it would have made a better story

    how epic would it be knowing he's down there telling Satan to find the biggest pineapple he can find bc he's not gonna beg for mercy
     
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    Bolshevik*** Banned Banned

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    have you ever seen any of those documentaries where they give an in depth look at the torture he endured? it was nasty. passion of the christ was brutal too.

    kakashi sensei! :icon_surp
     
  19. Jopo

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    Eternal torture? Fuck no. Everyone has to die some day anyway. In fact, Humans will likely be extinct some day no matter what. So i'd be tortured for eternity for nothing.
     
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    Would be interesting to know what kind of torture would cause someone to die immediately upon seeing it. That must be some Deep Web shit right there
     

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