Would you suffer eternal torment for the safety of the rest of humanity?

Pain don't hurt.

I accept your offer.
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talk when you have some demon type thing biting your jimmy in half every day, because that's about the best thing that will happen to you in a hellhole.

i would like to say yes, and maybe i would. but as of right now, no.
 
have you ever seen any of those documentaries where they give an in depth look at the torture he endured? it was nasty. passion of the christ was brutal too.
(You seem to think that the story of Jesus is factual, but let's disregard that for the sake of argument.)

My point is that Jesus' supposed epic sacrifice isn't that amazing when you remember all the details. He knew he'd only suffer for a while and then end up in Heaven with millions of people worshipping him.

A lot of people have had to endure worse torture and without the comforting idea of Heaven.
 
This is the person who is going to torture you for all of eternity.


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(You seem to think that the story of Jesus is factual, but let's disregard that for the sake of argument.)

My point is that Jesus' supposed epic sacrifice isn't that amazing when you remember all the details. He knew he'd only suffer for a while and then end up in Heaven with millions of people worshipping him.

A lot of people have had to endure worse torture and without the comforting idea of Heaven.

huh? i'm talking about stuff they show on t.v. and in a movie...it's speculation at best.

anyhoo, no one was really worshiping jesus when he died. it was mostly a cult following until about 3 centuries later. and even now, christianity is really just a pagan religion with jesus substituting for other similar pseudo deities.
 
This is the person who is going to torture you for all of eternity.


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Stop posting that pornstar's picture. Now I gotta look her movies up in my pr0n folder and fap and I've already fapped twice since this morning.
 
I would re-negotiate, I would negotiate so hard and so deep that they would let me "torture" that girl for eternity.
 
My point is that Jesus' supposed epic sacrifice isn't that amazing when you remember all the details. He knew he'd only suffer for a while and then end up in Heaven with millions of people worshipping him.

A lot of people have had to endure worse torture and without the comforting idea of Heaven.

I don't want to sound insensitive here, but Jesus vs Junko Furuta - P4P Worst Torture Sufferer?
 
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