Would you sooner...

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  1. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    Wow, sounds like your life’s just surrounded by drama.
     
  2. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Small country town...
     
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  3. Ichibanner Brown Belt

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    Do I still have to fear getting arrested if I'm renting a vaj? If so, I'd rather stay a virgin.

    It doesn't matter if you're buying the services of a pro for an hour or hoping that your wife gives you B-day nooky. You're going to pay for sex and pay dearly.

    Remain a virgin blissfully unaware of what you're missing. Then you don't have sex on the brain 24/7 and you'll most likely have a lot more money in the bank.
     
  4. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    This thread has been a funny and entertaining read. I think we need to see a gladiator deathmatch between @eternaldarkness and @dildos
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  6. M4rk Green Belt

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    That will be a one sided fight.

    Here lies @eternaldarkness beaten by @dildos .
     
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    So do you guys actually know each other in real life or is this just more made up fantasy stuff?
     
  8. Batjester Thanos is right.

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    If you end up being this hookers baby daddy I'm gonna laugh my ass off.
     
  9. Khabib Khanate Hashashiyan Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I'd be a virgin for the rest of my life. In fact I'd use the opportunity to become an ascetic and go live in the mountains and woods or whatever, living on my own through small scale agriculture, renewable energy and so on. All the while looking for God or Enlightenment or whatever
    I wish, more likely I'd be weak and pay for sex.
     
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  10. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Paying for sex is severely underrated. I highly recommend a few hours with a high end escort, to anyone who's morals will allow it.
     
  11. BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    24?! :eek:
     
  12. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    What can I say. I was a nerd in school. That is why I over compensate these days. I figured I would just do it for practice, and funnily enough it worked. Still pretty average at talking to them though...
     
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  13. BFoe Western States Heritage Champion Platinum Member

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    Hey man, no judgment from me. I was always good at talking to them, but it didn’t immediately translate to them banging me (I was kind of a late bloomer puberty-wise). I lost my virginity at 16, which I’d guess is about average? Dunno.
     
  14. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Mmm. My life is the opposite. They either screw me or not...
     
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  15. Khabib Khanate Hashashiyan Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    A high end escort seems like more trouble than its worth. How do I even find one? And how much would it cost? Seems like the effort and money would be better spent on something else like cryptocurrencies or something.
     
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    Depends what your into. Some people prefer the money...
    escorts are easy to find where I am from, it's perfectly legal. In Australia the high end ones cost $500 an hour or more, but if you can afford it, it's worth every cent. Strippers are actually more expensive for lap dances(the hot ones at the good clubs), $130 for ten minutes...
     

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