Would you sooner...

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  1. dildos Steel Belt

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    aubrey hates you bro, i literally rang her 10 minutes ago and she said you are the worst sex she ever had and she felt that she was getting raped just like she did in her childhood.
     
  2. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    I have her number and I'm currently fucking her friend. That is the only reason she answered my text. I had an appointment booked with her but I got lost and didn't make it, very disappointing...
    Ended up spending my money at the strip club.
     
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  3. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Doesn't really matter how much you train. The pen is full of gorillas that will happily gang rape you. Violence is the answer, over the top unadulterated violence. I would gouge the eyes from the first person that fucked with me.
     
  4. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    Not sure if hacist.... gonna have to get some more opinions to weigh in. But I think that post may have been hacist
     
  5. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Yup surprise Buttsex
     
  6. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    You don't get around women a lot, do you. Have you ever even kissed a girl or held hands? At a guess I would say no. Your also a terrible liar. The first time I texted Aubrey it took two weeks to get a reply, and that was only because I had just fucked her friend (I would tell you, but you would probably turn into a cretin an harass her also) and then I would have to go too your bgaygay gym and bunch holes in your stupid fucking head.
     
  7. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Wasn't meant like that. Is rock ape a better term?
     
  8. dildos Steel Belt

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    Lmao you first fucked when you were 35.

    i fucked when I was 14 .

    you don’t know shit.
     
  9. sissypunch Hot for Hillary.

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    One way or another women make you pay for sex anyway.
     
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  10. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Your sister... And you haven't had any since.
    I was twenty four when I first got laid, but I have got a lot more as I got older.
     
  11. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    My point exactly, if not financially, emotionally. I would prefer to part with the money. I just bit someone's lip off because of the dramas the second last girl caused.
     
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  12. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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  13. sissypunch Hot for Hillary.

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    next time bite the chicks piss flaps off
     
  14. dildos Steel Belt

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    Lol queer.
     
  15. Clementine Shake em out Gura

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    I don't think I would have to pay :D
     
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  16. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Bro. Escorts pay to have them cut off. And that would just be nasty, even for me.
     
  17. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    Kind of neat not having to work for it if I had to, even during lockdown. Fuck being a virgin, and men over the age of 25 wanting to sleep with virgins are fucking weird.
     
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  18. Seeahtik Interim Offshoot Champion

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    New mayberry probably has more pwns than OT did at some points. I used to get in trouble for making graphic sexual posts and using the c word. Not complaining, just an observation
     
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  19. Seeahtik Interim Offshoot Champion

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    I can't make a choice here but I will say I would probably still be a virgin if that were how things work because I'm poor and would opt to spend the money on alcohol and drugs if I had enough for a hooker
     
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  20. Rocco Siffredi Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    rape is frowned upon...

    but you would an WMMA star????? WUT?
     

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