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  1. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Pay for sex or remain a virgin for the rest of your life?
    Serious question.
     
  2. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Those are never your only two options.
     
  3. Get To Da Choppa Brown Belt

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    Pimp yourself out to get paid to have sex. Two birds with one stone
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  4. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    I had a threesome with a friend and his teenage girlfriend the first time... then the dude turned gay on me. Got kinda awkward.
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    Literally none of this happened.
     
  7. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    @dildos had sex.
    Oh wait, none of this ever happened.
    Decent hookers would probably knock you back anyway.
     
  8. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Shouldn't you be in jail?
     
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    dont worry i told that ugly cunt aubrey easton all bout you buds, she will never touch your prison raped arse again.
     
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    Curiosity would lend me to pay for it I expect.
     
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  12. Nate banged my mom Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Men in India have seemed to have gone another Route
     
  13. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Patience. I'm pleading not guilty so it could take a while.
     
  14. hohner Titanium Belt

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    Please let me know if any of my posts end up being used as courtroom evidence.
     
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    Fuck your a lying clown. I have yet to hook up with Aubrey and they don't answer phone calls, only texts. Do you even know my name?
    And Aubrey is fucking gorgeous, likes all the nasty shit as well. She has taken her add back down, is that because you were harassing her, you fucking cretin.
     
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    I will get sherdog to testify that I am mentally unstable...
     
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    joe something gay is your name iirc,.

    i think she took her add down after you called her bro..
     
  18. dildos Steel Belt

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    no you are completely coherent and mentally capable.

    but at the same time you are fucking retarded.
     
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  19. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Just like your capable of getting laid, eh?
     
  20. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    I'd just take it from a weaker beta male

    I'm not a scumbag. I'd never rape a defenseless woman. But I'd have no problem showing a cute fragile beta what happens when a hunger alpha needs to get his rocks off

    Nohomo

    Why are you still making daily threads about prostitutes and biting people and shit? Shouldn't you be spending every minute bulking up and hitting the gym so you dont get taken in the manner I just described once you are locked up?
     
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