Would you sooner...

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by eternaldarkness, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. ShinkanPo Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    No Pay no Pay..

    I will just Masturbate harder..
     
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  2. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    I've honestly been thinking this ever since his "incident" I wonder what the cops would have to say if they even saw 20% of the crazy shit he posts on here.

    I'd definitely be removing anything that ties him to that account and deleting my cache regularly.
     
  3. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Nah, not mentally unstable, just a giant attention whore.
     
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  4. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    So @eternaldarkness am just curious... how did you get double yellows?

    I mean it could be so many things to be fair. Just wondering what actually crossed the line so to speak?
     
  5. Tone C Gold Belt

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    That's the thing with women , you can go out KNOWING you'll get laid if you want to, with guys we go out hoping...
     
  6. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Something about making sweet, sweet love to you. After you stop breathing... my bad...
     
  7. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    What, one of your insults to me? Oh fuck off. It's not like I have taken anything that you said, even remotely seriously. That's BS.

    Watch yourself for the next month as this place would be far more boring without you.
     
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  8. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Fuckers who can't get laid without paying for it have either an inflated opinion of themselves or unrealistic standards.
     
  9. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    Thank you @dildos for making this tired shit somewhat entertaining
     
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  10. Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Yep... dildos always make things far more interesting.
     
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  11. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Ge thanks. You put up a better argument than most, yourself...
     
  12. Patrick Jane 美猴王

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    Option 3: Stay a virgin and pay for a Dominatrix to humiliate you for being a virgin.

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  13. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Strong pass.
     
  14. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    My mistake. It was something I said to @dildos.
     
  15. The_Renaissance Sherdog Bunceweight Champion

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    You love sex workers way too much man. Way too much.

    On topic though, yeah definitely pay. I've only paid for sex twice in my life, one was horrendously boring (Philippines) plus I was absolutely hammered and didn't really know what I was doing. The other, in Romania, was absolutely awesome and I drunkenly went back for seconds the next night too.
     
  16. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Funnily enough, I have only paid for two as well.
    But I keep going back to one in particular.
     
  17. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    And yes, i am very protective of broken and damaged people. It's just who I am. I couldn't give a fuck If people call me a white knight, it's a compliment.
     
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    Listen, anyone who's been hit in the balls will know what I mean when I say this question creeps into your stomach, works its way up your spine, and comes chundering out of your mouth while you lay on the ground in agony.
     
  19. eternaldarkness Silver Belt

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    Can't start a tread, but one of my friends just got set up by his ex. Got hit in the head with a steel pipe and kicked in the face repeatedly. Couple of days in hospital.
     
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    if you dont proclaim "no reach arounds" beforehand

    nothing is off limits
     

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