Media Would you guys ever attend a Tracy Cortez instructional?

Only if she gives me sweet butterfly kisses with those lashes once she's got me pinned.
 
You don't understand how Brian fuckin Ortega has a hot girlfriend? That guy could be a broke bum and he'd still get pussy just for the hairdo and sparkly eyes.
Just the fact he's a UFC fighter (pro athlete with some recognition) gives him a lot of status. You don't have to be Tom Brady or GSP. Of course when he fades into obscurity in a few years, he won't have that charm.
 
He unironically has the better hair

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He looks like he could star in an upcoming Jesus movie. Tracy could be the wayward woman at the well.
 
To give the one serious answer in this thread, getting to train with a UFC fighter would be cool regardless of who it was

Back in 2016 before the Bisping fight Anderson Silva went to the gym I trained Jiu Jitsu at a few months after I stopped to go somewhere closer. The instructor used to manage him back in cage rage so he stopped by and had a training session with everyone, never forgiven myself for it since lol
 
Usually when my girl mounts me, it’s the same. We don’t do reverse cowgirl because we don’t turn our backs on family
 

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