Dorms? You must not know about the awesome finds outside of frat houses. Come on, they're already out on the front lawn and most frat houses are full of drunks so they won't even notice it missing. Couple of Clorox wipes and you're good to go, so what if it has a couple of stains, they add character. They're available year round, unlike the silly dorm idea, and when you're ready for a new one, load up the old one and dump it another frat house lawn (again back to the frat boys being drunk and not noticing) and pick up another one in only 1 trip!