Women that Hollywood says are attractive

[neverwas]

Kirsten Stewart, what a miserable looking bitch.

 

[Flash_Monsta]

I pretty much agree with everything TS said, except Jennifer Lawrence. I would cover that with my **** snot.

 

[BEER]

Gwyneth Paltrow is a prime example of the power of nepotism.

She sucks at every aspect of her job and is average looking at best. You can see hotter women on the bus.

Post pictures of bus you ride, pls.

Outside of Amber Lamps, I'm not sure we'll see much worth looking at.

 

[Reverse Flash]

Oprah and Ellen.

Uhhh.

 

[Street Level]

Post pictures of bus you ride, pls.

Outside of Amber Lamps, I'm not sure we'll see much worth looking at.

For reals...i want to be on the public transportation this guy is on.

 

[PlumPunch]

I've met Danica and she is VERY hot. And for me her being really short is incredibly hot.

And I didn't know Hayden Panetierre was that short. I like her even more now.

{pedophilia joke}

 

[JohnSAFTAHess]

c'mon.

below average.

...although there are two universities near by.

 

[We_Todd_Did]

Gwyneth Paltrow is a prime example of the power of nepotism.

She sucks at every aspect of her job and is average looking at best. You can see hotter women on the bus.

Couldn't agree more.

...and what kind of swamp donkey-infested Chernobyl do you mutants live in where you CAN'T find hotter girls randomly on public transpo?

SJP is literally the single ugliest woman anyone has ever tried to pretend wasn't a ditch pig, though.

 

[PlumPunch]

Uma Thurman, especially the way she was crowed over in Kill Bill. Granted, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I wouldn't get my feelings hurt if she ran of to Texas neither.

 

[Street Level]

{pedophilia joke}

Lol. I can understand how you'd get that. I just like short women, fucker!!! Lol

 

[Starck]

Mena Suvari- Was Kevin Spacey really going to commit statutory rape over

Eh, in that specific case, it was more about her making him feel young again than about her specific looks.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Not everyone finds the same things attractive. Also being attractive isn't entirely about appearance..

Maggie Gyllenhaal is just not good looking. I don't care what walk of life you come from.

Also I don't think studios necessarily cast her based on her looks either...

 

[Merlotte's]

Do they all have buttholes?

 

[Merlotte's]

Princess Diana. She looked like a homely Sunday School teacher.

You went to Sunday School as a child?

 

[Victor Maitland]

I'm just going to leave you guys with a list of women that Hollywood/the media tries to pawn off to the public as gorgeous, but don't live up to the billing. Feel free to add your own.

Mena Suvari- Was Kevin Spacey really going to commit statutory rape over that?
Sandra Bullock- rather manish
Danica Patrick- very meh
Renee Zellweger- I feel as if she always looks like she's not sure what she's smelling and is squinting because she's trying to think of what it is.
Maggie Gyllenhaal- We all know the joke "The best acting in the Dark Knight was Christian Bale and Heath Ledger acting like she's attractive" Har har, but really.
Jennifer Lawrence- Throw a rock at any beach in the United States and you'll find women more attractive. I think her appeal is that she's hot for a girl that an average Joe could potentially hook up with.
Sarah Jessica Parker- Yeah...
Gwyneth Paltrow-
Hayden Panetierre- Great looking face, but like Danica Patrick, she's 4'11 and walks like a man.
Julia Roberts- More manish than Sandra Bullock

Disclaimer: Of course none of these women would ever even think about making secks with me, I'd be honored to have my elbow brush up against their boob on a crowded subway. I'm just pointing out that these women aren't the knockouts that they portray in movies.

Mena Suvari has got a spectacular ass. I like seeing her in the original American pie..

 

[phoenixikki]

Good list TS.

 

[CableandThanos]

cameron diaz

Body loooks good most the time but she has gotten ugly with age.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

SJP is the only one I agree with, and that's because I went to school with a dude who could have been her with without the boy cut and muscles.

Completely ruined her for me.

Jennifer Lawrence is fucking gorgeous, and is one of the truly genuinely nice people in Hollywood (adds to her appeal). GTFO with that shit.

 

[Jim Rockford]

good reference point,at least i know i'm at worst a 3


never saw the fuss over Halle Berry personally,but being in the public eye adds points to their 'score' out of 10,regardless of who they are.....better looking girls on the beach or bus to work than many of the red carpet cliche.

 

[sangreporsangre]

Also Katy Perry.

This, I never got the appeal. Yea she has them tig ol bitties, but what else? She doesn't do it for me.