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I'm just going to leave you guys with a list of women that Hollywood/the media tries to pawn off to the public as gorgeous, but don't live up to the billing. Feel free to add your own.
Mena Suvari- Was Kevin Spacey really going to commit statutory rape over that?
Sandra Bullock- rather manish
Danica Patrick- very meh
Renee Zellweger- I feel as if she always looks like she's not sure what she's smelling and is squinting because she's trying to think of what it is.
Maggie Gyllenhaal- We all know the joke "The best acting in the Dark Knight was Christian Bale and Heath Ledger acting like she's attractive" Har har, but really.
Jennifer Lawrence- Throw a rock at any beach in the United States and you'll find women more attractive. I think her appeal is that she's hot for a girl that an average Joe could potentially hook up with.
Sarah Jessica Parker- Yeah...
Gwyneth Paltrow-
Hayden Panetierre- Great looking face, but like Danica Patrick, she's 4'11 and walks like a man.
Julia Roberts- More manish than Sandra Bullock
Disclaimer: Of course none of these women would ever even think about making secks with me, I'd be honored to have my elbow brush up against their boob on a crowded subway. I'm just pointing out that these women aren't the knockouts that they portray in movies.
Mena Suvari- Was Kevin Spacey really going to commit statutory rape over that?
Sandra Bullock- rather manish
Danica Patrick- very meh
Renee Zellweger- I feel as if she always looks like she's not sure what she's smelling and is squinting because she's trying to think of what it is.
Maggie Gyllenhaal- We all know the joke "The best acting in the Dark Knight was Christian Bale and Heath Ledger acting like she's attractive" Har har, but really.
Jennifer Lawrence- Throw a rock at any beach in the United States and you'll find women more attractive. I think her appeal is that she's hot for a girl that an average Joe could potentially hook up with.
Sarah Jessica Parker- Yeah...
Gwyneth Paltrow-
Hayden Panetierre- Great looking face, but like Danica Patrick, she's 4'11 and walks like a man.
Julia Roberts- More manish than Sandra Bullock
Disclaimer: Of course none of these women would ever even think about making secks with me, I'd be honored to have my elbow brush up against their boob on a crowded subway. I'm just pointing out that these women aren't the knockouts that they portray in movies.
