Women that Hollywood says are attractive

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  1. TheBlondBomber

    TheBlondBomber Brown Belt

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    I'm just going to leave you guys with a list of women that Hollywood/the media tries to pawn off to the public as gorgeous, but don't live up to the billing. Feel free to add your own.

    Mena Suvari- Was Kevin Spacey really going to commit statutory rape over that?
    Sandra Bullock- rather manish
    Danica Patrick- very meh
    Renee Zellweger- I feel as if she always looks like she's not sure what she's smelling and is squinting because she's trying to think of what it is.
    Maggie Gyllenhaal- We all know the joke "The best acting in the Dark Knight was Christian Bale and Heath Ledger acting like she's attractive" Har har, but really.
    Jennifer Lawrence- Throw a rock at any beach in the United States and you'll find women more attractive. I think her appeal is that she's hot for a girl that an average Joe could potentially hook up with.
    Sarah Jessica Parker- Yeah...
    Gwyneth Paltrow-
    Hayden Panetierre- Great looking face, but like Danica Patrick, she's 4'11 and walks like a man.
    Julia Roberts- More manish than Sandra Bullock

    Disclaimer: Of course none of these women would ever even think about making secks with me, I'd be honored to have my elbow brush up against their boob on a crowded subway. I'm just pointing out that these women aren't the knockouts that they portray in movies.
     
  2. fightingrabbit

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    Jennifer Lawrence.

    I am ready for teh flames.

    I disagree with Hayden Panetierre though.
     
  3. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    Never heard of them?
     
  4. fightingrabbit

    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Also Katy Perry.
     
  5. wlu29

    wlu29 Banned Banned

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    Minnie driver....yuck
     
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    Not everyone finds the same things attractive. Also being attractive isn't entirely about appearance. I would rather watch a film with a woman that is a 7 but has charm than a bubbly blonde 10 that has no personality.
     
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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    angelina jolie

    eva longoria

    eva green minus the tits

    penelope cruz
     
  8. 5H3RD0G

    5H3RD0G Silver Belt

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    Not into the super thin model but I like a model type body with a little meat. Skeleton whoopie is dangerous you need a cushion for safe landings. :icon_chee
     
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    Ready for the flames?
    An admission to the gay kingdom is not flame coming.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    This.

    Also, if that's your list of "too hot to fuck, but not really that hot" women, who do you consider a 9/10?
     
  11. Timetravel_0

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    All the women listed are gorgeous except Maggie G and Sarah Jessica Parker.
     
  12. Flemmy Stardust

    Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    i'd fuck all of that.
     
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    Princess Diana. She looked like a homely Sunday School teacher.
     
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    Jennifer Aniston, quite average and a horrible actress.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt, midget and not hot.
     
  15. wlu29

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    Jennifer Love Hewitt, not hot?

    I'll fight you
     
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  18. Flemmy Stardust

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    lol at JLH. she might have been the hottest thing this universe has ever seen back when Heartbreakers came out.
     
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    I would eat through Jennifer Love Hewitt's sweater to get to those heavenly orbs.
     
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    JLH could do no wrong sir

    How dare you
     

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