Women being adorable and melting hearts

[Hans Gercmiov]

My buddy’s wife thought it was a good idea to put vegetable oil on the steaks I was grilling. The ensuing fire was enormous.

 

[AznTrojan]

was expecting heart shaped boobs in this thread..

 

[nostradumbass]

Dump, ban.

 

[Clippys Mom]

You're falling for your "live in" child care provider?

Dude, you need help.

She rents a suite for a discounted price. In return she cooks, cleans and helps with the kids

 

[Clippys Mom]

Dump, ban.

Don't fear being loved. I know you are walking wounded and have failed romantically. Let the light of a woman in, one...last..time.

 

[bad seed]

I'm hoping this thread is successful. Good luck. I can tell you that I've had many enchanting experiences with women.

Frolicking on beaches
Napping on hammocks
Dancing in the woods
Watching whales breach
Shooting stars
Getting cheered on from the stands

Yes, there has been heartbreak as well. No regrets. It's all been worth it.

You are a ray of sunshine in this bitter incel dungeon. Gorilla brothers 4 life (even tho I'm temporarily an orangutan)

 

[nostradumbass]

Don't fear being loved. I know you are walking wounded and have failed romantically. Let the light of a woman in, one...last..time.

My gf is fine, her accent is nice and she's been even-tempered so far, but you still gotta keep an eye on these broads cause I've never even heard of one who didn't turn into Kathy Bates from Misery if things hit a rough patch. Women are affectionate, but not sentimental in the slightest.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Why does this shyte end up in P&M instead of the Wasteland???

 

[IIIIIIII]

haha. did she think she was in a chuck e. cheese or something?

excluding my own mother, it's kind of hard to think of an example. i guess i'll say this: when i was laid off from my first job out of college, one of my lady co-workers felt horrible that they let me go. when she found out, she immediately went to a nearby store, bought a greeting card, and wrote a very kind note about how much of a pleasure it was to work with me. shit almost brought me to tears. i'll never forget her for that. i hope she's living a wonderful life at the moment.

 

[Clippys Mom]

Why does this shyte end up in P&M instead of the Wasteland???

Eventually you're going to have to give up your childish fears about women and become a man and open your heart to them.

 

[IReallyDoTrainUFC]

She rents a suite for a discounted price. In return she cooks, cleans and helps with the kids

Mmm hmmm

 

[tinobar]

Eww you guys are ghey

 

[Clippys Mom]

So what you're saying is she went head over heels for your balls?

 

[Senzo Tanaka]

 

[VivaRevolution]

This one chick let me paint her face like my cock was Jackson Pollock last week. Was adorable.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

TS sounds like he is gonna have a #metoo case agaist him soon.

 

[Fedorgasm]

was expecting heart shaped boobs in this thread..

Is this the new social media trend? Because if so, it's the best one yet.

 

[Tentacle]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You'll need to go, but he's on nights next week.


Yeah, women are wonderful.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Eventually you're going to have to give up your childish fears about women and become a man and open your heart to them.