Women being adorable and melting hearts

[Fedorgasm]

Also, I think it's cute that you're feeling for the Nanny.

I'm sure your wife will think the same

 

[faustian]

My last serious gf, I was in the depths of my alcoholism and it got to the point where she was beyond being mad at me, she was just sad and scared. I'd stopped going over to her place or making any real effort to see her, choosing instead to just drink myself to sleep alone every night and telling her not to come over. One night when I was passed out she'd apparently broken in through an unlocked window and just softly cried and laid by me all night to make sure I was ok. I woke up the next morning and was like wtf

 

[RockstarChris]

I wasnt sold on womans MMA until Fallon Fox. That woman can bang.

 

[sissypunch]

 

[Lovestorm]

 

[ElKarlo]

My buddy’s wife thought it was a good idea to put vegetable oil on the steaks I was grilling. The ensuing fire was enormous.

They got.cooked faster though. Who is the silly one now

 

[Dogstarman]

I'm hoping this thread is successful. Good luck. I can tell you that I've had many enchanting experiences with women.

Frolicking on beaches
Napping on hammocks
Dancing in the woods
Watching whales breach
Shooting stars
Getting cheered on from the stands

Yes, there has been heartbreak as well. No regrets. It's all been worth it.

I love women. I think they are great. I love looking at them, talking to them, spending time with them. They are fantastic. My wife is actually one of the most brilliant person I know. She is still nice to look at in her 40s. It’s just nice to spend time with her. Sure we have our issues and not every day is perfect but we are in a good spot.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Shooting stars

Please tell me you shot a Kardashian.

 

[pinger]

She rents a suite for a discounted price. In return she cooks, cleans and helps with the kids

@Clippys Mom is Arnold

 

[Cash Bill 52]

That was great! Absolutely beautiful. I love the laughing at the end.

Thanks! Dancing has added a lot to my life.

You are a ray of sunshine in this bitter incel dungeon. Gorilla brothers 4 life (even tho I'm temporarily an orangutan)

Thanks, brother!

Please tell me you shot a Kardashian.

Ha! No... I was on an amazing date... beach, sunset dinner, etc... she said, “this couldn’t be any better.” Moments later we see a shooting star. We just had to laugh!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Thanks! Dancing has added a lot to my life.



Thanks, brother!



Ha! No... I was on an amazing date... beach, sunset dinner, etc... she said, “this couldn’t be any better.” Moments later we see a shooting star. We just had to laugh!

It was a joke. Because everything you were saying was in the context of something you did. Then you said “shooting stars,” instead of “saw shooting stars,” so it made it seem as if you shot celebrities or something.

 

[TeTe]

I find women who post underwear selfies in dressing rooms adorable. Moar pls.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

“If you cheat on me 4 or 5 more times, I’m breaking up with you”- adorable girl #45, forgot her name

 

[Bacco]

 

[Zer]

Azn girls were made for threads like this

 

[JabToucher]

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[Clippys Mom]

In Mayberry, @Clippy bends you.

We are building an army.

@22k @Ceez @Medulla Omoplata @paperclip101 @Grrrr @ralphc1 @Curmudgeon @k1ngjester @TheWorm @Rittsy @cigano @latoya johnson @Shamrocker @TheRuthlessOne @M3t4tr0n @Drenalin @315MMAFighter @scorpipede @irish_thug @Anung Un Rama @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP @MixMartialFarts @Which Doctor @choke you @Dana_is_your_GOD @Aegon Spengler @Coconut Joe @Hotora86 @Norman Khabib @Squall10 @ShinkanPo @mmaknight @number 9 @Zer @Kiddo716 @Dr. Hing Dinger @Pineapple Randy @Graves @James T. Kirk @Tobacco @HOV @clumseygenius @Moretti @TinkleMan

 

[Alphaboy]

I'm here for the chick with the dirty feet.

Judge me, idc.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Jeremy Renner looks good with a braid.

 

[I Am Legion]

3 pages and no Gina Carano lip bite? I’m out