What's this? no WMMA on UFC PPV?!

No fear, there are 4 interesting bouts in LFA today.


LFA > UFC anyway (at least fighters can wear their own kits) (which is actually the most important thing about fighting IMO - the fashion)
(BTW what
actually happened to Suarez/Virna that was supposed to be tomorrow? some rando announced it was off, Tatiana denied it, then she deleted her tweets and the fight silently disappeared but I don't remember it being
officially cancelled? my theory is Tatiana broke her hands tweeting replies, but there are also rumors Tatiana/Weili will be happening
soon. Not sure how I feel about that TBH. UFC's terrible matchmaking has really screwed up the title picture in this and other divisions)
Beer Mosquito vs
Fernanda Araujo! a BJJ legend returning for her second pro bout. Her first was a slobberknocker! This one... might not be, but there will be a finish. FINISHES!!!
Sidney Trillo vs
Stephanie Nayen! Sid is a vicious little mooy tie kickboxey. I know a lot of you guys like the moo tie. She also has a habit of wearing vibrant leopard-print ring attire. I strongly approve of this. And she's fighting an Alaskan! Alaskan fighters bring finishes. FINISHES!!!!!!!!
Mariana Piccolo vs
Elizabeth Rodríguez! E-Rod is a Lobo gym fighter and sure shows it with her fun boxing striking and erm, err, less polished ground game. Piccolo is a very young Brazilian girl who, in addition to being the smallest member of the flute family, has moved to the UFC to pursue her life dream of being a successful professional human cockfighter. She has decent striking too! I think this will hit the mat and we should see a finish there. FINISHES!
Aline David vs
Charlotte Craig!!!!!! Aline is a statuesque Brazilian who has actually pretty good skillz IMO (both on the feet and with her takedowns) but is a little, well, statuesque speed-wise and doesn't know what 'defense' means (quite rightly) (blocking punches is unmanly). Craig on the other hand is an Olympic TKD kickyboxy! that's right an OLYMPIC athlete in your opening bout. UFC doesn't have any women's bouts, let alone Olympic Hero ones! I think there's a good chance we see a finish in this bout too. FINISHES! LIVE ON FIGHT PASS!! YOU'LL SPOOGE UNTIL YOU DROWN!! CONSUME LFA TONIGHT YOU MAGGOTS!!!