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They're all about as factual in their recounting of early life as Brendan Schaub's stories in his comedy special. Elizabeth Warren's an Indian with racist grandparents, Kamala remembers smoking weed and listening to tupac years before his first album came out, Trump clawed his way to the top, Pete buttiguge's cracker ass dad was told to "go back where he came from", Hillary was named after Edmund Hillary yet was born several years before he climbed Mt. Everest, Ben Carson tried to murder a guy in the ghetto, Sandy Ocasio is Jenny from the block even though she grew up in westchester, Ronda Rousey "lived in her car" because she slept there once on a camping trip, Venus and Serena grew up in Compton coached by their dad, but really at Rick Macci academy in Boca, George Bush is a good 'ol farm boy from Texas. For some reason, they all have to pretend to be a pity case before they can get any respect.
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