Why haven't we been back to the moon?

[LOST CAUSE]

Been there, Done that

We already marked our territory on it and showed the world how big our cocks were.

 

[therealdope]

We were never really there, and the earth is flat.

Beat me to it.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

NASA has two faces or programs the official satellite, and shuttle public program. And the black unofficial, unacknowledged program.

Google a dude named Gary McKinnon.

Dude is a British citizen responsible for the largest military publicly acknowledged hack in U.S. history.

Gary Mckinon is a UFO enthusiast that wanted to discover proof of our contact with extra terrestrials what he found instead was a NASA program dubbed Solar Warden. Where according to him the 1950's technology of space shuttle and big rockets are beyond obsolete and are just for show.

Apparently the United States has "non terrestrial Air Force, and Naval officers" assigned to a space force complete with space battleships, space marine corps, bases on mars and the moon, and a giant anti gravity propulsion vehicle called the TR-3B "Astra"

Essentially these vehicles take off out of the side of faux mountain faces near Area 51 and are capable of using a cloaking technology that is able to bend light essentially the ultimate stealth technology.

Btw if this is my last post that means the men in black have me but don't worry boys I won't go down with out a Fight!

 

[ralphc1]

when will man go to the sun?

We need a faster spaceship because we have to go at night and get out of there by morning before the sun turns on again.

 

[ralphc1]

NASA has two faces or programs the official satellite, and shuttle public program. And the black unofficial, unacknowledged program.

Google a dude named Gary McKinnon.

Dude is a British citizen responsible for the largest military publicly acknowledged hack in U.S. history.

Gary Mckinon is a UFO enthusiast that wanted to discover proof of our contact with extra terrestrials what he found instead was a NASA program dubbed Solar Warden. Where according to him the 1950's technology of space shuttle and big rockets are beyond obsolete and are just for show.

Apparently the United States has "non terrestrial Air Force, and Naval officers" assigned to a space force complete with space battleships, space marine corps, bases on mars and the moon, and a giant anti gravity propulsion vehicle called the TR-3B "Astra"

Essentially these vehicles take off out of the side of faux mountain faces near Area 51 and are capable of using a cloaking technology that is able to bend light essentially the ultimate stealth technology.

Btw if this is my last post that means the men in black have me but don't worry boys I won't go down with out a Fight!

This almost brings the laughs of a Clippy thread.

 

[MarloStanfield]

We need a faster spaceship because we have to go at night and get out of there by morning before the sun turns on again.

go when its winter, its colder then

 

[Jack Handy jr]

This almost brings the laughs of a Clippy thread.

....try googling gary mac and then see how funny it is ass captain

 

[Rav7n]

the studio where it was filmed is closed now..

 

[DrVanNostrand]

....try googling gary mac and then see how funny it is ass captain

Bend light. So they ripped of the predators technology?

 

[bubbleboyjones]

....try googling gary mac and then see how funny it is ass captain

I googled ass captain and this was the first image to come up

 

[ralphc1]

....try googling gary mac and then see how funny it is ass captain

I did and it was extremely funny.

 

[RerouteToRemain]

when will man go to the sun?

Happened 3 years ago. The North Koreans did it.

 

[blaseblah]

It's expensive and only happened as a result of an arms race.

We all have rockets and nukes now. Major powers compete through proxy wars because they don't blow up the world.

If only ISIS could get their hands on a space shuttle, that would get NASA some funding real quick.

 

[Phlog]

If only ISIS could get their hands on a space shuttle, that would NASA some funding real quick.

What that would do, would be to get isis destroyed almost immediately.

 

[Officer_Brown]

because it costs 158 billion dollars to do it again according to sources

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Dropped NASA funding from 6% to around 1% of GDP

The public lost interest in it after the russians were beat

Russia turned it's attention to planetary to probes in the early 70"s -- so, in the spirit of competition, so did NASA -- and the americans kick their ass there too.

NASA viewed deep space probes, impactors and landers were seen as more valuable in aiding to our solar system KB -- and they were correct.

 

[RawHawg]

The cheese sucked and there was no man

 

[rj144]

NASA has two faces or programs the official satellite, and shuttle public program. And the black unofficial, unacknowledged program.

Google a dude named Gary McKinnon.

Dude is a British citizen responsible for the largest military publicly acknowledged hack in U.S. history.

Gary Mckinon is a UFO enthusiast that wanted to discover proof of our contact with extra terrestrials what he found instead was a NASA program dubbed Solar Warden. Where according to him the 1950's technology of space shuttle and big rockets are beyond obsolete and are just for show.

Apparently the United States has "non terrestrial Air Force, and Naval officers" assigned to a space force complete with space battleships, space marine corps, bases on mars and the moon, and a giant anti gravity propulsion vehicle called the TR-3B "Astra"

Essentially these vehicles take off out of the side of faux mountain faces near Area 51 and are capable of using a cloaking technology that is able to bend light essentially the ultimate stealth technology.

Btw if this is my last post that means the men in black have me but don't worry boys I won't go down with out a Fight!

Did he say all this tripping on acid?

 

[rj144]

Bend light. So they ripped of the predators technology?

I came up with the idea years ago to do something like this fiber optics. I actually think they're developing camo like this now.

 

[Graves The Elder]

we can't go back. the moon is made of cheese and everybody here is now lactose intolerant.