Why do Rednecks love dirt and mud?

He ain't joking, sadly. Good mud is thick, sticky, and can get into the tiniest fucking seals on a vehicle and ruin your day. The mud you see most people drive through isn't shit compared to the liquid cement you will encounter at a good mud rally or when going well off the beaten path.
It's taken me two days of washing and I still can't get all the north Georgia clay out of my 4 wheeler <Lmaoo>. I wasn't even mudding hardcore, just riding on some property
 
It's taken me two days of washing and I still can't get all the north Georgia clay out of my 4 wheeler <Lmaoo>. I wasn't even mudding hardcore, just riding on some property

I live in minnesota, and I have had some mud on my trucks for months even with washings. That's a sign you've treated your vehicle right.
 
That actually looka like fun.

Tbt, if ever I visit Murrica, I'd probably get along better with rednecks than other demographics. I'm asian though. Will they burn a cross in my yard?
 
That actually looka like fun.

Tbt, if ever I visit Murrica, I'd probably get along better with rednecks than other demographics. I'm asian though. Will they burn a cross in my yard?

Asians? Hell no. Where I live they are more embracing of the white trash life than most white people. They'll own guns, hunt, fish, drive big trucks with mudder tires, and smile the entire time while their cousins visit with suped up imports and crotch rockets. They are very adaptive to where they move to in my experience and will do their best to fit in where they are.
 
Anyone looking down on all this has never gotten sideways in (or on) a motor vehicle in the mud. Mud is an equalizer and everyone tries their best, but flounders around....and laughs about it. It's a good time...and you get laid afterwards.
 
yes, we have rednecks up here in NJ too and they fly the Confederate flag on their pickups just like a southerner.
We have a lot of rednecks here in the inland empire in california, alot of white power skinheads and kkk in the desert towns, they left the city and suburbs and moved out there and have big trucks with confederate flags and this is california.

I used to see them all the time at the native casinos.
 
It's funny to see all the types of rednecks around here. There's plenty of white trash too though. And racists. But rednecks are good people
 
Nah a gay dude said I looked like a young Brad Pitt which was easily the best compliment I've ever received. But at the time I was working my way through a bunch of Puerto Rican and super light skinned Dominican chicks.

But now I'm fat and old and the only girls who give me the time of day are Asian milfs and college aged black girls. I've never successfully bedded down a white girl.

And no white girls are incredibly hard for me to pull in comparison to all other chicks; orders of magnitude at least. I can meet Asian and Black girls, come back a week later and they'll remember my name and flirt. I might as well not exist with white women.
Dog come to cali a lot of juicy white trash redneck chicks like the ones in the videos i posted, they are fun and easy to lay
 
yes, we have rednecks up here in NJ too and they fly the Confederate flag on their pickups just like a southerner.
Yeah as a southerner I hate that shit with a passion. They are in the same boat as the hipsters.
 
Don't forget 'hillbillies'. Cousins to the 'redneck'. Both part of the proud American tradition.

I don't know when the love for mud came into play. The stereotype 'redneck' or 'hillbilly' is someone who is white, owns a shotgun, goes barefoot, drinks moonshine, plays the banjo, drives old beat up pick up trucks, has bad teeth, is poorly educated, has long a beard, wears worn out clothes and is happy and content with what they have. Their women... I'll leave that for another chapter.
 
Id love to sex a hot blonde/brunette redneck with big ol titties and fat nipples on a dirt of mud, red neck style
All those chicks look out of shape. Redneck women don't work out? .....smh
 
The women. Never finished high school because they got pregnant. They have no idea of what contraceptive is and will never make a guy wear a condom. They usually have 3 kids from 3 different fathers or don't know who the father is. They love tattoos and cigarettes. Can usually be found at the local strip bar.
 
The women. Never finished high school because they got pregnant. They have no idea of what contraceptive is and will never make a guy wear a condom. They usually have 3 kids from 3 different fathers or don't know who the father is. They love tattoos and cigarettes. Can usually be found at the local strip bar.
no, that's white trash. Distinctly different from both redneck and hillbilly, though there is some crossover.
Rednecks listen to country (and outdated hip hop), white trash listens to ICP and Kid Rock, and hillbillies listen to banjos and squeals.
 
All those chicks look out of shape. Redneck women don't work out? .....smh
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Mud is overrated. I bet driving over molten lava is way more challenging.

And KY jelly wrestling is tougher AND kinkier than mud wrestling, so that's a lose-lose for mud.
 
It's taken me two days of washing and I still can't get all the north Georgia clay out of my 4 wheeler <Lmaoo>. I wasn't even mudding hardcore, just riding on some property
Red clay is the worst...stains everything. But its hella fun
 
Based on those videos it seems that white women have lost all their dignity of what little they had
 
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