Why do Rednecks love dirt and mud?

Soul Crusher said:
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Thanks for quoting me, I was dealing with a lagging network and accidently deleted
Soul Crusher said:
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Thanks for quoting me. I was dealing with a lagging signal during an edit and deleted my post.

I'll own what I said:

Because they have an incredible skill set to turn ordinary vehicles into incredibly powerful machines able to withstand nature's worst terrain, mud.

Meanwhile they don't give a shit that some man child in the city refers to them as "Redneck", because they know the man child pays a Redneck to change the oil in their Honda Accord.

Have some respect, get off your high horse, and understand people like to test the machines they built.
 
TidWell said:
How can you not pull white chicks? Didnt you say a gay man compared you to a young ron howard from happy days?

White trash girls are the essiest lay, especially during spring break time those chicks in the video are not hard to pull
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Nah a gay dude said I looked like a young Brad Pitt which was easily the best compliment I've ever received. But at the time I was working my way through a bunch of Puerto Rican and super light skinned Dominican chicks.

But now I'm fat and old and the only girls who give me the time of day are Asian milfs and college aged black girls. I've never successfully bedded down a white girl.

And no white girls are incredibly hard for me to pull in comparison to all other chicks; orders of magnitude at least. I can meet Asian and Black girls, come back a week later and they'll remember my name and flirt. I might as well not exist with white women.
 
TheRash said:
Thanks for quoting me, I was dealing with a lagging network and accidently deleted


Thanks for quoting me. I was dealing with a lagging signal during an edit and deleted my post.

I'll own what I said:

Because they have an incredible skill set to turn ordinary vehicles into incredibly powerful machines able to withstand nature's worst terrain, mud.

Meanwhile they don't give a shit that some man child in the city refers to them as "Redneck", because they know the man child pays a Redneck to change the oil in their Honda Accord.

Have some respect, get off your high horse, and understand people like to test the machines they built.
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Nature's worst terrain is mud....? Have you ever left your swamp homeland to visit another environment?????
 
BillytheFish said:
Nature's worst terrain is mud....? Have you ever left your swamp homeland to visit another environment?????
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He ain't joking, sadly. Good mud is thick, sticky, and can get into the tiniest fucking seals on a vehicle and ruin your day. The mud you see most people drive through isn't shit compared to the liquid cement you will encounter at a good mud rally or when going well off the beaten path.
 
Dirt Road Soldier said:
He ain't joking, sadly. Good mud is thick, sticky, and can get into the tiniest fucking seals on a vehicle and ruin your day. The mud you see most people drive through isn't shit compared to the liquid cement you will encounter at a good mud rally or when going well off the beaten path.
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Ice, sand?
 
BillytheFish said:
Nature's worst terrain is mud....? Have you ever left your swamp homeland to visit another environment?????
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I don't live in a swamp, in fact I live in the desert. However I have lived in Missouri and yes, a mud run will completely destroy a vehicle. The desert sands, or even snow isn't shit compared to a mud bog.
 
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BillytheFish said:
Ice, sand?
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Ice isn't that bad, you just need to know how to drive on it. Easy on the gas, easy on the wheel and it's a cakewalk.

Sand I will admit can be bad, but mud is still worse. Mud is just like sand, only adding in an equal amount of water making it far worse to crawl out of, and sand won't stick to fucking everything under your vehicle making trail repairs and cable attachments a new level of "God dammit, gimme a beer"
 
They are honestly most likely having more fun than the people making fun of them, who then later wallow in self-pity.
 
TheRash said:
I don't live in a swamp, in fact I live in the desert. However I have lived in Missouri and yes, a mud run will completely destroy a vehicle. The desert sands, or even snow isn't shit compared to a mud bog.
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having spent years in norway, the artic and a year in antarctica...as well as multiple 6 month long deployments on long range desert patrols in lightweight vehicles in libya/somalia/afghanista/iraq etc I can safely say mud aint shit compared to those environments. like any hazard drive around when possible. pretty hard to escape ice in a glacier. or sand in a desert.
 
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