What's your home defense plan?

My house is so small and obviously poor I would actually feel sorry for anyone for tried to break in. They'd probably just leave in disgust after looking around for a couple of seconds.
 
We have a security system with motion detectors outside and inside the house. I have a 12 gauge mossberg shotgun within 10 ft and a large fixed blade knife within arms reach of my bed. If they get through all of that they deserve whatever they get from my house
 
Texan6533 said:
We have a security system with motion detectors outside and inside the house. I have a 12 gauge mossberg shotgun within 10 ft and a large fixed blade knife within arms reach of my bed. If they get through all of that they deserve whatever they get from my house
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Do you live in cube ?
 
Loud ass dog, handgun in a quick vault safe.

My downstairs doors and windows have security screens on them, you’d have to kick in my front door and that has a reinforced lock and strike plate.

You get in to my place you’re gonna get shot to shit.
 
Browning gold, 10 gauge semi auto shotgun. 3.5” buckshot. Too bad I live in Canada where I’ll go to jail forever.

My mom is now my neighbour and has a 20 gauge, double barrel with that home defence ammo. She’s way more likely to use it than me. I’m a big dude but I’m grabbing the shotgun first sight of trouble. My wife is a great hunter and skilled marksmen with her own guns too. I pray we never have to find out.
 
If you can somehow make it past my dog, which you probably won't, your most likely fked. I hit what I aim for, every time.
 
Landmines. If they get past that, they deal with my three Pitbulls. My pups have had a steady diet of raw meat and gun powder.
 
I'm a Sherdogger so as soon as the intruder will see my towering powerful physique, he will flee.

Or offer to perform fellatio.
 
650lb Sumo said:
My house is so small and obviously poor I would actually feel sorry for anyone for tried to break in. They'd probably just leave in disgust after looking around for a couple of seconds.
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Some crackhead might just get some crazy idea you gots tons of drugs and treasure.
 
Protectandserve said:
Loud ass dog, handgun in a quick vault safe.

My downstairs doors and windows have security screens on them, you’d have to kick in my front door and that has a reinforced lock and strike plate.

You get in to my place you’re gonna get shot to shit.
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What kind of window security screens? Did you build them yourself or get expert installation/build?

You still playing GBO2?
 
Are condo owners more safe against intruders? I'm wondering if the security gate and less accessibility via fewer ways in help. I'm guessing some daredevils might try to get in via Spider-Man balcony climbing/jumping.
 
Marry a woman i don't really care about and make sure I can always outrun her
 
According to the government, I am not allowed to own a firearm so I guess it's the good ole' fashioned way.

Unless Yao Ming turned into a fucking ninja, you're never getting near the bedrooms without getting past the dogs. The doberman and pitbull sleep on the staircase's mid-split landing to the bedrooms on the second floor. The Rottweiler/Shepherd sleeps in front of our bedroom door.

Someone determined enough might get inside on the main floor, but it won't be quietly, and by then they will have lost any advantage they think they have and good luck getting out. The really, really important part is making sure they can't call 911.
 
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