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we have WHOREBAG - A good looking fifty+ woman who lives in a council flat and drives a Land Rover, BF has a Porsche. Has to be a high class ho, dresses sexy
DORIS THE BORIS is really nice but her dog is mental
SUICIDE BLONDE lives just 2 doors down, always undressing in her window which faces the road, people die there daily
GERMAN SAUSAGE WOMAN (sometimes called GERMAN SAUSAGE CUNT) - she's German, nosey fucker, bit of a cunt at times. Invited me round for a massage once in front of my wife cos I had a dodgy back - hence the sausage
DJ BANTAM BAD BOY & MC CHRIS - these are dogs
JOHN ASHTON/TAGGART - fucking dead spit of him, it's awesome
MAD MARY - loopy fucker runs everywhere
THAT BIRD YOU SAVED - saved her life a bus stop once, true story, forget her name
YAPPY FUCKER - lives on the corner, trappy bitch
OLLIES MUM - fat woman, dog called Ollie
STANK BITCH - old girl works in the CO OP, mouth is stank
SCUMMERS - live on the corner, type of scum should never be allowed animals or kids, they have 30 of each.
40 bags of rubbish each week, STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TRASH GOES IN WHAT CUNTING BAG SO IT STINKS UP THE HOOD CONSTANTLY
FREAKY CAT BITCH 1 & 2 - never seen them to be fair, can't see in the bungalow windows do to matresses, cats, cat boxes, wind chimes, cats, dead owls and cats. - Two of em
DE JA VU DUDE - Looks like the dude off the Denzel movie
PEADO MAN - everyone got a peado man in their neighbourhood, walks around with a dodgey bag, magazine size, nasally voice, likes kids
DORIS THE BORIS is really nice but her dog is mental
SUICIDE BLONDE lives just 2 doors down, always undressing in her window which faces the road, people die there daily
GERMAN SAUSAGE WOMAN (sometimes called GERMAN SAUSAGE CUNT) - she's German, nosey fucker, bit of a cunt at times. Invited me round for a massage once in front of my wife cos I had a dodgy back - hence the sausage
DJ BANTAM BAD BOY & MC CHRIS - these are dogs
JOHN ASHTON/TAGGART - fucking dead spit of him, it's awesome
MAD MARY - loopy fucker runs everywhere
THAT BIRD YOU SAVED - saved her life a bus stop once, true story, forget her name
YAPPY FUCKER - lives on the corner, trappy bitch
OLLIES MUM - fat woman, dog called Ollie
STANK BITCH - old girl works in the CO OP, mouth is stank
SCUMMERS - live on the corner, type of scum should never be allowed animals or kids, they have 30 of each.
40 bags of rubbish each week, STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TRASH GOES IN WHAT CUNTING BAG SO IT STINKS UP THE HOOD CONSTANTLY
FREAKY CAT BITCH 1 & 2 - never seen them to be fair, can't see in the bungalow windows do to matresses, cats, cat boxes, wind chimes, cats, dead owls and cats. - Two of em
DE JA VU DUDE - Looks like the dude off the Denzel movie
PEADO MAN - everyone got a peado man in their neighbourhood, walks around with a dodgey bag, magazine size, nasally voice, likes kids
