What do you think happens when you drink 28 cans of Red Bull every day?

I stop and get gas at a local station, the cashier says a lady stops every evening, she buys 2 redlines and a 12 pack. (beer obviously) She drinks the redline followed by the 12 pack by herself every night and then drinks the other redline on her way to work the next day.

Redline are meant to be 4 servings per bottle, they are the steroid of energy drinks.


But is the lady hot?

That could very well change my perception of her.
 
I stop and get gas at a local station, the cashier says a lady stops every evening, she buys 2 redlines and a 12 pack. (beer obviously) She drinks the redline followed by the 12 pack by herself every night and then drinks the other redline on her way to work the next day.

Redline are meant to be 4 servings per bottle, they are the steroid of energy drinks.

It's going to be a flatline real soon.
 
Absolutely disgusting

How can any sane person do this to themselves
 
Why? Why is it bad?

For your health? Definitely.

http://www.hindawi.com/journals/jaa/2013/646703/abs/

You probably don't consume as much as some who've developed problems, but why play Russian Roulette with your own health?

I've cut caffeine completely out of my diet. It fucking sucked at first, but it's worth it now. Instead of caffeine to wake up in the morning, I start 5+ days a week with a morning jog. It wakes me right the fuck up.
 
Red bull isn't enough to give her wings - she may need a C-130 wingspan and 4 ramjet engines to get that off the ground.
 
Reminds of the article about a British chick who only ever ate Ramen for like 15 years.
 
Red bull isn't enough to give her wings - she may need a C-130 wingspan and 4 ramjet engines to get that off the ground.

No you're gonna need an Antonov 225 Mriya

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Apparently you put on massive weight, which leads to your brain swelling and eventually you lose your eye sight, as experienced by the lady in the article below.

The customer is always right, folks.

But when it comes to the somewhat popular carbonated beverage known as Red Bull, Lena Lupari isn't just a customer; she's an entire market unto herself. The twenty-six year old resident of Newtonabbey, Northern Ireland has taken brand loyalty into the ionosphere-- her daily regimen involved slamming seven whole liters of the weaponized fizz.

Beat that, Garden State Ultras!

THIS IS WHAT COMMITMENT LOOKS LIKE

That's three thousand calories' worth of sweetened chemicals every day, along with an annual tab of $9,000. Nine thousand dollars per year on Red Bull, so much that (1) she gained an abnormal amount of weight, (2) her brain began to swell and put pressure on her skull ("idiopathic intracranial hypertension"), and (3) she started to go blind.


http://www.hudsonriverblue.com/2015/8/5/9100615/drank-28-cans-of-red-bull-every-day-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next-nycfc-rbny

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I feel bad for this person, but come on man. You ever heard of something called common sense?

The question should be "Would you do a blind fat lady?" after 28 red bulls and vodkas.....maybe. the blind part would seem unethical tbh.


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I remember many years ago when Double Vodka & Redbull was the drink of choice.
When I drank it sometimes I remember it actually making my teeth feel really weird and it felt like my face was twitching even tho it wasn't.
 
For your health? Definitely.

http://www.hindawi.com/journals/jaa/2013/646703/abs/

You probably don't consume as much as some who've developed problems, but why play Russian Roulette with your own health?

I've cut caffeine completely out of my diet. It fucking sucked at first, but it's worth it now. Instead of caffeine to wake up in the morning, I start 5+ days a week with a morning jog. It wakes me right the fuck up.

I've cut sugar out of my diet. I don't drink alcohol or do any mind altering drugs like that. I train almost everyday. Let me have at least one food vice.
 
Please don't be American, please don't be American... Yessssss
 
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