What do you think happens when you drink 28 cans of Red Bull every day?

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  1. Sakuraba is #1

    Sakuraba is #1 Blue Belt

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    Apparently you put on massive weight, which leads to your brain swelling and eventually you lose your eye sight, as experienced by the lady in the article below.

    The customer is always right, folks.

    But when it comes to the somewhat popular carbonated beverage known as Red Bull, Lena Lupari isn't just a customer; she's an entire market unto herself. The twenty-six year old resident of Newtonabbey, Northern Ireland has taken brand loyalty into the ionosphere-- her daily regimen involved slamming seven whole liters of the weaponized fizz.

    Beat that, Garden State Ultras!

    THIS IS WHAT COMMITMENT LOOKS LIKE

    That's three thousand calories' worth of sweetened chemicals every day, along with an annual tab of $9,000. Nine thousand dollars per year on Red Bull, so much that (1) she gained an abnormal amount of weight, (2) her brain began to swell and put pressure on her skull ("idiopathic intracranial hypertension"), and (3) she started to go blind.


    http://www.hudsonriverblue.com/2015/8/5/9100615/drank-28-cans-of-red-bull-every-day-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next-nycfc-rbny

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    I feel bad for this person, but come on man. You ever heard of something called common sense?
     
  2. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    not gonna lie. very surprised that persons still alive
     
  3. Patof

    Patof Brown Belt

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    Yeah when reading the title my first thought was that you die.
     
  4. Anung Un Rama

    Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Pic of lady?
     
  5. scrubido

    scrubido Brown Belt

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    Cow attracted to bull? I'm shocked.
     
  6. SpladleKing

    SpladleKing Brown Belt

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    What the hell, wouldn't that amount kill you in one day? And shes been doing it for a while?

    Must have built up an insane tolerance

    oh and...

     
  7. carlos cadona

    carlos cadona Opinions subject to change Banned

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    Isn't that Monica punk in that pic?
    [YT]/watch?v=wfzALX8U1AQ[/YT]
     
  8. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Darwin. Fuck her. She can date this guy...

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    lol, goddamn you.
     
  11. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    She looks as expected
     
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    I thought it was a drinking contest like those crazy food eating contest. Very bad for your health.
     
  13. Sakuraba is #1

    Sakuraba is #1 Blue Belt

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    Yes, but you would still hit.
     
  14. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    This may be shocking but

    WOULD NOT HIT
     
  15. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    I expected testicular prolapse.
    But I didn't expect it to be a woman who did this... although her ovaries and nipples probably would probably display scarring consistent with prolapse if examined.
     
  16. SuperLuigi

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    I would hit it out of sheer awe that she is still alive. Today the human body has impressed me once more.
     
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    wow...
     
  18. LogicalError

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    Thank you, this is what keeps me coming back sherdog. Occasional gems in the rough
     
  19. fightingrabbit

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    not gonna lie. very surprised thats a lady.
     
  20. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    i think she should b taken to a research facility & studied. her strength & immunity may help the medical industry
     

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