What are small things that grind your gears lately?

[RawHawg]

Please share your minor, recent annoyances in life.

I had bought some ground coffee in a can, and found there wasn't a scoop included inside. No big deal, but I recall there used to always be one years ago.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Bought a few onions in a row where I cut into it and the middle was rotten mold. Disgusting as shit.

What are you going to do, take back an onion?

 

[HIMBOB]

Moved into a new place which has a brand new bathroom.

Toilet seat doesn't stay up and the sink is to thin and close to the mirror so its hard as hell to shave.

 

[odog]

Been watching a couple episodes of Colbert online tonight. Every single commercial break is playing an ad for the movie "the boss" 4 times in a row. Add that in to what I watched last night and I've seen that ad over 100 times in 24 hours. I have it memorized. The movie looks awful.

 

[RawHawg]

Bought a few onions in a row where I cut into it and the middle was rotten mold. Disgusting as shit.

What are you going to do, take back an onion?

Ughh, how vile.

 

[FightsFTW]

Things don't bother me that much, people are the ones that get on my nerves.

 

[mb23100]

Chick from work always picks the pineapple and watermelon out of the fruit medley in our employee dining room. I mean all of it. The two best kinds then she eats half and throws the rest away. I watch her do it every fucking morning. What a bitch

 

[Prime Yossarian]

My girlfriend puts the toilet roll on the holder with the pull side facing the wall.

This on top of the fact that she put cutlery into the cutlery drawer divider Fork/Knife/Spoon instead of Fork/Spoon/Knife - how I like it - means I give the relationship 3 more weeks tops.

 

[Lovestorm]

When i went to see Superman/Batman these cunt school girls in the row behind me couldn't shut the fuck up and chattered and sniggered throughout the entire movie. I don't understand why they paid £10 each to talk quietly(yet still loud enough to be annoying) in a cinema when they could've saved money and had unrestrained conversation anywhere else.

They couldn't have known what was going on in movie, they didn't give a shit about the movie or the people around them and there was absolutely no point in them being there.

I'm hopeful that karma will find them one day in the form of islam.

 

[mb23100]

When i went to see Superman/Batman these cunt school girls in the row behind me couldn't shut the fuck up and chattered and sniggered throughout the entire movie. I don't understand why they paid £10 each to talk quietly(yet still loud enough to be annoying) in a cinema when they could've saved money and had unrestrained conversation anywhere else.

They couldn't have known what was going on in movie, they didn't give a shit about the movie or the people around them and there was absolutely no point in them being there.

I'm hopeful that karma will find them one day in the form of islam.

What we're they talking about?

 

[Lovestorm]

What we're they talking about?

Dunno. Some girl gibberish.

At one point two of them had such uncontrollable laughter that they left, which would've been the decent thing to do had they not been talking all the way up to that point and they actually stayed gone. Sadly, they returned about a half hour later to resume the snickering and giggling.

 

[RawHawg]

My girlfriend puts the toilet roll on the holder with the pull side facing the wall.

This on top of the fact that she put cutlery into the cutlery drawer divider Fork/Knife/Spoon instead of Fork/Spoon/Knife - how I like it - means I give the relationship 3 more weeks tops.

Could be worse, she could put the knives backwards.

 

[Mike]

The game hearthstone. I KNOW it involves a bunch of luck and rng effects like pokemon, yet I still play it and get pissed off. Why even bother?

 

[phipps66]

Buying food but not eating it fast enough and the meat seems to spoil. Had to throw away a package of chicken and sausage just this week. We need to prioritize our meals a little better.

 

[neverwas]

My girlfriend puts the toilet roll on the holder with the pull side facing the wall.

This on top of the fact that she put cutlery into the cutlery drawer divider Fork/Knife/Spoon instead of Fork/Spoon/Knife - how I like it - means I give the relationship 3 more weeks tops.

3 weeks? you have the patience of a saint. what gets me is people that squeeze the tooth paste tube in the middle,thats instant divorce right there.

 

[DM1982]

When i went to see Superman/Batman these cunt school girls in the row behind me couldn't shut the fuck up and chattered and sniggered throughout the entire movie. I don't understand why they paid £10 each to talk quietly(yet still loud enough to be annoying) in a cinema when they could've saved money and had unrestrained conversation anywhere else.

They couldn't have known what was going on in movie, they didn't give a shit about the movie or the people around them and there was absolutely no point in them being there.

I'm hopeful that karma will find them one day in the form of islam.

I feel ya; people in cinemas are total utter cunts - doesn't even have to be anything major, the slightest shuffle or noise bugs me.

Spectre, I watched twice (2nd time with buddy), 1st time I went alone; matinee, prayed noone would sit near me. Noone did; JUST as the GUN BARREL intro kicked in, these two cunts came in - a 20s something couple. They were noisey, and GET THIS, had a FLASHLIGHT out to navigate their way to a seat. What sort of cunts bring a torch; waving it all over the fucking place like the retards they are. I pray - DONT SIT NEAR ME, DONT SIT NEAR ME

THEY SIT RIGHT NEAR ME!

They sit behind me; the woman sitting down, somehow knocks into me. Bytheway, I'm totally not concentrating on the fucking Bond opening scene. There's no way I can sit for 2 and a half hours with these cunts behind me. So I get up, jump over some seats and fill an empty space a few rows down.

Your mistake was not moving when those school girls sat near you; you gotta help yourself out

 

[pinkybrief]

celery, it overpowers the taste of everything

 

[mb23100]

I feel ya; people in cinemas are total utter cunts - doesn't even have to be anything major, the slightest shuffle or noise bugs me.

Spectre, I watched twice (2nd time with buddy), 1st time I went alone; matinee, prayed noone would sit near me. Noone did; JUST as the GUN BARREL intro kicked in, these two cunts came in - a 20s something couple. They were noisey, and GET THIS, had a FLASHLIGHT out to navigate their way to a seat. What sort of cunts bring a torch; waving it all over the fucking place like the retards they are. I pray - DONT SIT NEAR ME, DONT SIT NEAR ME

THEY SIT RIGHT NEAR ME!

They sit behind me; the woman sitting down, somehow knocks into me. Bytheway, I'm totally not concentrating on the fucking Bond opening scene. There's no way I can sit for 2 and a half hours with these cunts behind me. So I get up, jump over some seats and fill an empty space a few rows down.

Your mistake was not moving when those school girls sat near you; you gotta help yourself out

Flashlight? That's a new one

 

[Lovestorm]

Your mistake was not moving when those school girls sat near you; you gotta help yourself out

That's very true. One of the first things i said when the movie was over(and after fuming over the chatter bitches) was that we should've moved. In hindsight, i don't know why we didn't, as there were many empty seats.

In future, and providing there is space available, i'll do just that.

 

[DM1982]

Flashlight? That's a new one

Hey, the theory is solid; you go some place dark, take a torch.

Just you'd need to be thick as shit to think you'd need one at a cinema, or have the vision of a day old kitten.

Course ushers, back in the day when cinemas were more of a thing, would 'escort you to your seat' with a torch.

But these were just 2 retards, killing one of cinema's great moments for me