Weirdo facts about MMA

[myjohnson9]

the kobe shit. i can send you the whole message exchange, its pretty funny. how im not banned i have no idea

What’s the Kobe shit? I may or may not want to see what you had to say

 

[NHBfilipino222]

The UFC's return to PPV, which was UFC 33, was boring as hell. Dennis Hallman tried to drop kick Jens Pulver.

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

Benji Radach paid to have the video of his KO loss to Danny Lafever scrubbed from the internet

 

[no fat chicks]

Before he was known as a walking nuclear warhead Dan Henderson was known as Decision Dan.

 

[Ether13]

CM Punk was shockingly twice allowed compete in a legitimate MMA bout

 

[Spath]

I farted 14 times while watching ufc 227

13 of those were when you realized JJ Aldritch vs Polyana Viana was on the main card. MAIN CARD!

Any educated sphincter is going to protest that one. They should warn you beforehand, like ”REMEMBER TO PACK A EXTRA PAIR OF UNDERWEAR, IT’S GONNA BE A SHIT SHOW”

 

[PurpleStorm]

At UFC 217, 3 titles changed hands.
Rose Namajunas ko'd Joanna J. at 3:03 of the first round.

 

[mjfan23]

That's mostly because he didn't really compete for very long and his style was pretty boring most of the time. I think he only had like 1 or 2 subs ever in submission grappling and only like a dozen or so matches...

Boring or controlling style no doubt but he’s got three medals. all time adcc record is four titles by Marcelo Garcia. The fact he got three medals with no point allowed let alone a loss ever should get him some mention in submission grappling greats but it never did.

 

[pride_rules]

Tim Sylvia is the oldest he's ever been, right now.

and Arlovski asked him "hows taste my peepee"
theres my weirdo for the mornin

 

[IDGETKTFO]

MMA fans care more about how much money a fighter gets payed, then how good their fighting skills are.

 

[2004 account]

i cant give yall likes because a certain mod is a menstrual pussy, but im doing it in spirit.

How come 99% of the mods are cool relaxed and tolerant and then you have one or two that don't follow the same mod style and want to enforce everything to the letter? It's so subjective but there should be a bit more consistency between mods and what they consider to be an unforgiving infraction.

 

[Man_in_Black]

A few off the top of my head..
Randy Couture made a vid of himself rubbing one out, and then decided to make a country rap/video with Woodley..(He needs to find some hobbies)
BJ Penn, a top level fighter, got knocked out by some dude at a bar
Some old dude at a bar didn't get knocked out when Conor, also a top level fighter, hit him with "that left"
Sakuraba fought Royce for 90 minutes...90 f#$%in' minutes

 

[DOZERR]

10 years ago Brian Ortega had a choice.

 

[beastman]

Dennis Hallman finished Hughes twice in under a minute combined.

Still seems crazy even now

I love this one because it looks like they are fighting at 4PM in a Holiday Inn or something.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

i cant give yall likes because a certain mod is a menstrual pussy, but im doing it in spirit.

did you get it in the kobe boohoo thread?

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Tank Abbott was actually a Kung Fu master before entering in UFC, and also acted as a stunt double in some of the most famous Bruce Lee material arts movies, as Lee and others couldn't actually pull off the moves like Tanky

 

[Local Plata]

Boring or controlling style no doubt but he’s got three medals. all time adcc record is four titles by Marcelo Garcia. The fact he got three medals with no point allowed let alone a loss ever should get him some mention in submission grappling greats but it never did.

Meh, partly because of the era too, it was pretty much brand new in 2000-2001 and the field of competitors was not very deep. ADCC is not the end all be all of submission grappling, and like I said Arona didn't every really compete other than 2 years of ADCC. Not enough of a sample size to mention him with sub grappling greats.

 

[in the liver]

10 years ago Brian Ortega had a choice.

lol someone needs to do an 80s movie poster of this

 

[Rum]

crocop submitted randleman

randleman knocked out crocop

It's this kind of poetry that proves Meryl Streep was wrong about MMA not being part of The Arts

 

[BEATDOWNS]

The all American Brian Stann was born at an air base in Japan.