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I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.
I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
Wasps and hornets man lol
Amazing. He was probably in jail for the last 12 years, serving time for his initial anal rapes.
Maybe he only anally raped men after he got sent to prison? Maybe he went to jail for tax evasion or embezzlement.
I have 2 questions:
Is he going to heaven?
Should we picket his funeral?
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
That's a very good point. My guess is that when you are in prison, you are either a pitcher or a catcher, and it's definitely better to pitch that to catch.
I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.
I've seen a few prison documentaries and it seems you got to do your fair share of catching before you can pitch. StrikerKing knows what its like to catch most likely and that's exactly why he'd pitch to Phelps.
LOL. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
A young man got a job as a lumberjack in the Yukon. He had been there a few weeks and was starting to get really horny, given that there was not a single woman in sight. He asked one of the other lumberjacks in the bar after work that a fella did around here to get some 'release'.
The older lumberjack escorted him behind the bar and introduced him to 'the barrel'
He told the younger lumberjack to stick his dick in the hole in the barrel.
The younger lumberjack complied and proceeded to have the best sexual experience of his entire life.
"That was amazing" the young man replied. "How often can you visit the barrel?"
"As often as you like, every day except Tuesdays." the older lumberjack replied.
"Why not Tuesdays?" the young man asked.
"Because that's your day in the barrel."......................................
GOD hates Fred Phelps? Apparently the mean old prick softened his stance in his old age and as a result the WBC kicked his ass to the kerb by way of excommunication.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...icated-wbc_n_4981300.html?utm_hp_ref=religion
So it doesn't bother you that they harrassed grieving relatives of people, sometimes of little children that died, because they filled out the proper paperwork?
lmao post of the year.
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
As a Athiest I find their message laughable. From a first amendment standpoint I support them. The human decency aspect of it I remain impartial. They are acting within our rights.
I dont get it:icon_confLOL. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
A young man got a job as a lumberjack in the Yukon. He had been there a few weeks and was starting to get really horny, given that there was not a single woman in sight. He asked one of the other lumberjacks in the bar after work that a fella did around here to get some 'release'.
The older lumberjack escorted him behind the bar and introduced him to 'the barrel'
He told the younger lumberjack to stick his dick in the hole in the barrel.
The younger lumberjack complied and proceeded to have the best sexual experience of his entire life.
"That was amazing" the young man replied. "How often can you visit the barrel?"
"As often as you like, every day except Tuesdays." the older lumberjack replied.
"Why not Tuesdays?" the young man asked.
"Because that's your day in the barrel."......................................