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WBC founder Fred Phelps Sr on deathbed

I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.
 
I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.

So it doesn't bother you that they harrassed grieving relatives of people, sometimes of little children that died, because they filled out the proper paperwork?
 
Amazing. He was probably in jail for the last 12 years, serving time for his initial anal rapes.

Maybe he only anally raped men after he got sent to prison? Maybe he went to jail for tax evasion or embezzlement.
 
Maybe he only anally raped men after he got sent to prison? Maybe he went to jail for tax evasion or embezzlement.

That's a very good point. My guess is that when you are in prison, you are either a pitcher or a catcher, and it's definitely better to pitch that to catch.
 
I have 2 questions:

Is he going to heaven?

Only if God wants to have a crack at him for a couple eons before sending him to Hell.


Should we picket his funeral?

I fail to see what greater good would be served by adopting the behaviors of an ugly, twisted, hate-filled sack of monkey shit like Fred Phelps and his deluded, miguided minions.

Especially since their M.O. is crafted purposely to draw attention to themselves.

I therefore feel that the best way for decent people to prevail over the WBC and their ilk is to do that which brings them as close to a state of total anonimity as possible.

Wanna make that disgusting, self-promoting fuck feel tormented in the hereafter? Let him look down (or up) from the other side and see that his legacy is to have wound up shunted to the margins of our society...anonymous, ignored, and forgotten, with all of his works for naught.
 
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I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.

Well, I suppose that's one way to show people how bad he was.

I really love the War Room.
 
That's a very good point. My guess is that when you are in prison, you are either a pitcher or a catcher, and it's definitely better to pitch that to catch.

I've seen a few prison documentaries and it seems you got to do your fair share of catching before you can pitch. StrikerKing knows what its like to catch most likely and that's exactly why he'd pitch to Phelps.
 
I never had a problem with what they did for they always followed the first amendment and town/city ordinances.


You'll find no greater fan of the First Amendment than in me. I consider putting up with some of the obnoxious dreck and ignorant bullshit people spew as a small price that I will pay gladly in exchange for living in a free society. That, and a couple of other reasons.

But no way in hell am I cool with people abandoning or violating the most basic tenets of human decency just because it sticks to the letter of the law. Having the right is one thing; exercising it in a way that takes a shit is another.
 
I've seen a few prison documentaries and it seems you got to do your fair share of catching before you can pitch. StrikerKing knows what its like to catch most likely and that's exactly why he'd pitch to Phelps.

LOL. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A young man got a job as a lumberjack in the Yukon. He had been there a few weeks and was starting to get really horny, given that there was not a single woman in sight. He asked one of the other lumberjacks in the bar after work that a fella did around here to get some 'release'.

The older lumberjack escorted him behind the bar and introduced him to 'the barrel'

He told the younger lumberjack to stick his dick in the hole in the barrel.

The younger lumberjack complied and proceeded to have the best sexual experience of his entire life.

"That was amazing" the young man replied. "How often can you visit the barrel?"

"As often as you like, every day except Tuesdays." the older lumberjack replied.

"Why not Tuesdays?" the young man asked.

"Because that's your day in the barrel."......................................
 
LOL. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A young man got a job as a lumberjack in the Yukon. He had been there a few weeks and was starting to get really horny, given that there was not a single woman in sight. He asked one of the other lumberjacks in the bar after work that a fella did around here to get some 'release'.

The older lumberjack escorted him behind the bar and introduced him to 'the barrel'

He told the younger lumberjack to stick his dick in the hole in the barrel.

The younger lumberjack complied and proceeded to have the best sexual experience of his entire life.

"That was amazing" the young man replied. "How often can you visit the barrel?"

"As often as you like, every day except Tuesdays." the older lumberjack replied.

"Why not Tuesdays?" the young man asked.

"Because that's your day in the barrel."......................................

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GOD hates Fred Phelps? Apparently the mean old prick softened his stance in his old age and as a result the WBC kicked his ass to the kerb by way of excommunication.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...icated-wbc_n_4981300.html?utm_hp_ref=religion

Fred Phelps has been excommunicated from Westboro Baptist Church according to his estranged son, Nate Phelps. Pastor Fred Phelps founded the church that has become infamous for picketing funerals and their slogan "God Hates ***s."

Maybe kinder-gentler Fred suggested they change the slogan to "God Dislikes Homosexuals".
 
So it doesn't bother you that they harrassed grieving relatives of people, sometimes of little children that died, because they filled out the proper paperwork?

As a Athiest I find their message laughable. From a first amendment standpoint I support them. The human decency aspect of it I remain impartial. They are acting within our rights.
 
PRIDE rules should be allowed at his funeral
 
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.

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As a Athiest I find their message laughable. From a first amendment standpoint I support them. The human decency aspect of it I remain impartial. They are acting within our rights.

Impartial? So um...have you been diagnosed with aspergers? I don't see how someone with any kind of empathy can feel impartial for what these scumbags do at funerals, from a human decency standpoint as you put it.
 
LOL. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A young man got a job as a lumberjack in the Yukon. He had been there a few weeks and was starting to get really horny, given that there was not a single woman in sight. He asked one of the other lumberjacks in the bar after work that a fella did around here to get some 'release'.

The older lumberjack escorted him behind the bar and introduced him to 'the barrel'

He told the younger lumberjack to stick his dick in the hole in the barrel.

The younger lumberjack complied and proceeded to have the best sexual experience of his entire life.

"That was amazing" the young man replied. "How often can you visit the barrel?"

"As often as you like, every day except Tuesdays." the older lumberjack replied.

"Why not Tuesdays?" the young man asked.

"Because that's your day in the barrel."......................................
I dont get it:icon_conf
 
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