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WBC founder Fred Phelps Sr on deathbed

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wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
 
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
 
theocean said:
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
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man i lol'd so hard.
 
theocean said:
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
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Needs more glitter
 
StrikerKing said:
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
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StrikerKing said:
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
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Yeah so apparently they don't have funerals or something so nothing can be protested lol.
 
theocean said:
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
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Wasps and hornets man lol
 
theocean said:
wherever his funeral is they should have a battle of the bands out front the day of, a drag race, an air show, and a circus... Just so noone anywhere can hear people try to talk inside his funeral, dude is a scumbag and noone should hear a kind word intended to be said about him. Also, everyone leaving the funeral should get shit thwon at them, like literally people should collect dog shit and accidently throw it at everyone who leaves the service... Someone should break into the funeral home and superglue the casket shut so noone can see him to say goodbye since hes a dick anyway. Nails should be scattered all around the hearse taking him to the graveyard. People should then block any AAA help, cars and picketers should also fuck up the funeral procession car train, in an effort to make some people arrive at the graveyard and extremely different times. Airhornes should be blasted at the actual graveyard, People should set off fireworks the entire time to celebrate his death, pinatas should be placed all around the graveyard and groups of kids should be bused in to swing sticks at the pinatas only then adults should aim the kids at actual attendees of the funeral so they leave with nasty bruises all over. Wasps and hornets... lots of wasps and hornets. Someone should go get every pitbull from the local spca get em all fired up and let them go in the graveyard... An imprompteu gay pride parade should erupt through the graveyard full of giant pink penises and dudes in thongs. Thats all i can think of for now. But all that should happen for sure.
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This is of such great, tremendous beauty that even God itself would shed a tear for its absolute greatness.
 
StrikerKing is now an ID that no one will ever forget.

Da'yum
 
StrikerKing said:
I would never ever anally rape a man again, but if I did it would be Fred Phelps. Just as he is close to death, I would pound his ass, while laughing hysterically and calling him a ***.
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lmao post of the year....and dig that join date!
 
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