War Room OT Discussion v4

[Limbo Pete]

This brand in the pic. I drink Kirkland a lot. But I like to switch things up. I am the type of person who goes to a bar and orders 5 drinks and all 5 will be different. lol. I love variety. this isnt me in the pic thank god. that blood orange is good though.

You should definitely tell people that pic is a selfie

 

[Gregolian]

There's applications to be a mod? Intredasting.

 

[JonesBones]

You should definitely tell people that pic is a selfie

I have this buddy who used to keep a pic of this really ugly chick in his wallet. He was like working construction as a kid and tearing a place a part and found this picture of this ugly girl. He kept it in his wallet and would tell other girls how his GF died and show them that picture. lol. It was like the opposite of Seinfeld when George carried a picture around of a hot woman cut out of a magazine saying it is his ex.

 

[JonesBones]

Cramer is discussing Wynn stock. The Wynn guy who was exposed as a Harvey Weinstein. He said their only hope is being bought out by the Chinese at a discount. lol. But still says not buy. That fuckin name is ruined. That company is not coming back without somehow totally destalinizing the man the company was built around.

As Warren Buffett said, it can take a lifetime to build a reputation and 5 minutes to destroy it.

 

[Fawlty]

“Tell the captain, Air Marshal Carlin says he should go fuck himself!”

I've pegged this sentence as the climax of his career.

 

[Black Helicopters]

I have this buddy who used to keep a pic of this really ugly chick in his wallet. He was like working construction as a kid and tearing a place a part and found this picture of this ugly girl. He kept it in his wallet and would tell other girls how his GF died and show them that picture. lol. It was like the opposite of Seinfeld when George carried a picture around of a hot woman cut out of a magazine saying it is his ex.

For what purpose?

 

[Gregolian]

For what purpose?

Are you 12?

 

[Black Helicopters]

Are you 12?

To gain sympathy/try to get laid but it’s so far removed from what I would do that it didn’t cross my mind

What got me though is the ugly chick part. That’s not a good look so I thought it was just for trolling.

 

[Gregolian]

To gain sympathy/try to get laid but it’s so far removed from what I would do that it didn’t cross my mind

What got me though is the ugly chick part. That’s not a good look so I thought it was just for trolling.

I got sex when I had to put my dog to sleep. Girl's would do the "what kind of dog"... show picture... bam

I don't use it to get laid though, thinking about my dog gets me too damn sad.

 

[Black Helicopters]

I got sex when I had to put my dog to sleep. Girl's would do the "what kind of dog"... show picture... bam

I don't use it to get laid though, thinking about my dog gets me too damn sad.

I would think an extremely ugly girl would make her question his standards or maybe they think he’s such a sweet heart since he doesn’t care about looks

 

[Gregolian]

I would think an extremely ugly girl would make her question his standards or maybe they think he’s such a sweet heart since he doesn’t care about looks

Meh who knows.

I'd wager they'd focus more on the "deceased wife" and how he's still carrying a cross for her essentially

 

[Trotsky]

Honestly, no joking here- I think you've lowered the quality of this forum so that no one cares. You spammed gifs for months here. No one can take you seriously so your criticisms of everyone else sort of fall on deaf ears.
What happened here was you guys tried to call me out on something, laughably failed and now are trying to get the mods on me. You've just further proven the truth about you that everyone knows.

I don't know who "they" are, but whoever posted the list of you saying "retard" after you criticized someone for saying the word definitely didn't laughably fail.

And I was on your side when you initially called out the language. You can even go back and verify that daddy threw you a like.

If you would like to repent for your sins and proceed forward with your new appreciation for derogatory language, I am on board. We can even class it up a bit with old-timey language like "harlot" and "ruffian."

This brand in the pic. I drink Kirkland a lot. But I like to switch things up. I am the type of person who goes to a bar and orders 5 drinks and all 5 will be different. lol. I love variety. this isnt me in the pic thank god. that blood orange is good though.

You're hawt.

 

[Trotsky]

I have this buddy who used to keep a pic of this really ugly chick in his wallet. He was like working construction as a kid and tearing a place a part and found this picture of this ugly girl. He kept it in his wallet and would tell other girls how his GF died and show them that picture. lol. It was like the opposite of Seinfeld when George carried a picture around of a hot woman cut out of a magazine saying it is his ex.

Your friend sounds awesome.

There's applications to be a mod? Intredasting.

My sources say that bobgeese has the inside track on being the next appointee.

 

[JonesBones]

For what purpose?

Just for the reason of that gif. Because it is ridiculous. lol. I don't know. It's hilarious. He's not doing it to get women. He is good looking and has no problem with that. Which is why it is funny when he pulls that pic out. He's one of my buddies older brothers friends. These guys taught me how to troll. Or influenced me at least. lol. One of them was actually Hillary's main speechwriter when she was senator from NY. One thing he did when people stopped over at his house, he would be like "take a seat" or whatever. Being a good host. Turns on the TV so you can watch it. Says he is going to grab them some beers from the fridge and be right back. Get comfortable. What he actually did was put a porn in the dvd player and these people are now sitting their with their girlfriends and shit and this hardcore porn comes on. lol. Then the troll walks back into the room and says, "What are you guys watching porn for?" Tons of stuff like that. When I went out with these guys I swear my stomach hurt in the first hour they make me laugh so much. For bachelor parties we rented a school bus and went bar hopping and strip club hopping. Like 30 of us. It was great.

 

[Islam Imamate]

One thing he did when people stopped over at his house, he would be like "take a seat" or whatever. Being a good host. Turns on the TV so you can watch it. Says he is going to grab them some beers from the fridge and be right back. Get comfortable. What he actually did was put a porn in the dvd player and these people are now sitting their with their girlfriends and shit and this hardcore porn comes on. lol. Then the troll walks back into the room and says, "What are you guys watching porn for?"

 

[JonesBones]

Steve Wozniak goes on an epic rant against Tesla: 'I don't believe anything Elon Musk or Tesla says' anymore

He accused the electric-car maker of overhyping its self-driving technology and using "cheap" tactics to deflect responsibility for mistakes.

Wozniak, an early Tesla fan, owns two Model S cars. But his relationship with Tesla and its CEO has been fraught.

http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-wozniak-rants-against-elon-musk-and-tesla-2018-1

That is a fact that Musk has not delivered and is deflecting.

 

[Rational Poster]

Steve Wozniak goes on an epic rant against Tesla: 'I don't believe anything Elon Musk or Tesla says' anymore

He accused the electric-car maker of overhyping its self-driving technology and using "cheap" tactics to deflect responsibility for mistakes.

Wozniak, an early Tesla fan, owns two Model S cars. But his relationship with Tesla and its CEO has been fraught.

http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-wozniak-rants-against-elon-musk-and-tesla-2018-1

That is a fact that Musk has not delivered and is deflecting.

That flamethrower is pretty cool though.

Musk has always been self inflating, not sure why Woz is so surprised.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I have this buddy who used to keep a pic of this really ugly chick in his wallet. He was like working construction as a kid and tearing a place a part and found this picture of this ugly girl. He kept it in his wallet and would tell other girls how his GF died and show them that picture. lol. It was like the opposite of Seinfeld when George carried a picture around of a hot woman cut out of a magazine saying it is his ex.

I did that in high school with some kid in a Sears photo ad in a magazine from art class. We had an assignment where we made some collage out of magazines, and I put this little kid on a piece of heavy white paper to make it feel like a photo. Then I'd show it to girls and say it was a kid named Jose that I sponsored from Guatemala. lol

 

[Gregolian]

I did that in high school with some kid in a Sears photo ad in a magazine from art class. We had an assignment where we made some collage out of magazines, and I put this little kid on a piece of heavy white paper to make it feel like a photo. Then I'd show it to girls and say it was a kid named Jose that I sponsored from Guatemala. lol

Why Guatemala? You fucking racist.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Why Guatemala? You fucking racist.