War Room Lounge v52: Oh, We Beefin' Now

[HockeyBjj]

Which is worse? Santos chest hammer tattoo, or Brock's chest knife tattoo?

 

[Fawlty]

Which is worse? Santos chest hammer tattoo, or Brock's chest knife tattoo?

The hammer is atrocious, but I think there's no beating the ol' cock chestnar

 

[Fawlty]

Aren't people named Thiago like 0-5 in title fights? I've never checked, but I think it's a cursed name.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Santos leg kicks working on ol chicken legs?

 

[Fawlty]

Santos trying to remember how he used to beat Dhalsim from Streetfighter when he was a kid.

 

[Fawlty]

Santos leg kicks working on ol chicken legs?

Did you see Jon reach down to try to grab that last one? Bad idea.

 

[HockeyBjj]

I think Santos won that 1st round

 

[Trotsky]

I think Santos won that 1st round

He definitely did. He was constantly changing his stance and shifting to prevent JJ from loading up on takedowns or strikes. Not only tagged him with leg kicks, but came super close a few haymakers.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Fuck. That knee is definitely freezing up on him

 

[HockeyBjj]

Close round. But is Jon now down 2?

 

[Trotsky]

If it weren't for the optics of that trip by Santos, I'd say he safely won that round too. No idea why Jones isn't taking him to the ground.

 

[Fawlty]

1-1. Feels like Jones is in control now. These wild shots from Santos are probably the way to go though. Jones slipping so well.

 

[Sketch]

Jones about to kill him

 

[Fawlty]

2-1 Jones imo, but damn Santos is game and fighting well.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Santos knee looks like torn mcl with acl intact. That inside shift is what mine would do

I have no idea what these judges are gonna do here

 

[Trotsky]

God, these fans are fucking awful

 

[Fawlty]

Honestly Jones could lose on the cards here and it wouldn't be an especially bad robbery. I have it 3-2 with Santos taking the 5th by landing much better shots.

 

[waiguoren]

Which is worse? Santos chest hammer tattoo, or Brock's chest knife tattoo?

They are so bad, they are good.


I think I scored that 48-47 Jones.

 

[Fawlty]

Whoa, that split D. Yowsah was that a combat sports moment.

 

[Trotsky]

Under the 10-point-must, I had it 48-47 Santos tbh. If I were just judging it as a whole, I'd probably give it to Jones based on aggression.