I'm saying anyone who says the Turkey is "The worst part" isn't subject to someone properly cooking a turkey. If your mom is the culprit, then sorry, I don't make the rules. "Cabbage Cole Slaw" is peasant food, no judgement, but A)All "Cole Slaw" consists of cabbage, B)That's like saying "My mom makes the best Kraft brand Maccaroni and Cheese out of a box!". Weird to follow that with "Classically trained".
idk even know what "Classically trained" means; was she like, carrying buckets of mayo based slaw dressing up some steps with Pei Mei on her back or something?