War Room Lounge v191: Normal scrutiny should apply

[tonni]

I don't like doctors. I do like spicy food.

Do you like corona.

 

[Wet Blanket]

1 dick
2 balls
1 eye
1 ability to read

See, I gave you 5 peepee reviewed sources

 

[Yehudim]

Before or after he signed an executive order politicizing Civil Service employment?

Always 1 step forward with 3 steps backwards for that guy.

Ha, that’s how I felt before the coronavirus, I really liked some of the things he was doing, since no other politician would address it, but every time I felt “this is really good, maybe he’s a good president after all” some scandal erupts, he says something stupid, or he tried to pass something shitty

 

[BEER]

Do I have to yell at you like I yell at Greg?

Go get diagnosed.

No

Do you like corona.

No

Yes

 

[Sara]

It doesn’t hurt, don’t be a baby. At least you’ll have peace of mind one way or another.

 

[Falsedawn]

It doesn’t hurt, don’t be a baby. At least you’ll have peace of mind one way or another.

I read this as "it doesn't hurt, have a baby" which frankly sounds like horrible advice.

 

[Armbars]

Thanks to Sara I have a sinus infection and Covid-19 now.

I did some blended spicy Ramen noodle snooters, still got the vids.

 

[Falsedawn]

Thanks to Sara I have a sinus infection and Covid-19 now.

I did some blended spicy Ramen noodle snooters, still got the vids.

Broke: Going to the doctor for Covid-19.

Woke: Eating spicy Ramen for Covid-19.

Bespoke: Seasoning your spicy doctor with covid-19 and consuming them.

 

[Rational Poster]

So I help manage a big warehouse.

The system generates orders in a sequence and that sequence changes as we get more orders.

Today the sequence on the orders starts with;

SHGAY

 

[tonni]

Thanks to Sara I have a sinus infection and Covid-19 now.

I did some blended spicy Ramen noodle snooters, still got the vids.

Yeah that was some dangerous medical advice.

 

[tonni]

I'm gonna ask my South Italian coworker whether or not he realizes pasta is Chinese.

 

[tonni]

"I just read North Africans actually brought lasagna to Sicily, didn't know that."

 

[Sara]

Thanks to Sara I have a sinus infection and Covid-19 now.

I did some blended spicy Ramen noodle snooters, still got the vids.

You snorted it? It’s not cocaine you don’t snort noodle soup.

 

[Rational Poster]

RIP @KAZSoliloquy

You had a really dumb named but seemed alright.

 

[JDragon]

I'm gonna ask my South Italian coworker whether or not he realizes pasta is Chinese.

And pizza is American.

And science and arts are Greek.

And Bugatti is a VW.

 

[CubicleGangster]

@CubicleGangster
*undue

 

[irish_thug]

So how the hell is everyone tonight?

Moderately hungover. You?

 

[Andy Capp]

I think I just discovered the most dedicated IRL troll I've seen.

For almost a year, I've been cleaning a building with a lot of offices. In one of them, there's a couple of women and they're responsible for the whole thing. They put up offices for rent, find candidates and contact the cleaners (me). She's so tiresome to talk to, because she's so monotonous and she keeps on repeating the same thing like 5 times. She takes long breaks when talking just to look at me, she brings up pointless subjects and never stops slowly elaborating on them...

Today, there was a Dutch delivery dude and he asked me where a certain company was, I told him man they moved out months ago, let's go ask where they're at now. We go upstairs to the woman in charge, and she gives him the 5 second stare before explaining they moved out months ago. Helpful as she is, she decides to explain to him where they're located now.

She gets a piece of paper and starts drawing really slowly. "So...here we are now...and if you...on the highway....you gotta take the exit here.." So the Dutch guy interrupts her and tells her he'll put it in his GPS and he'll find it. She doesn't say anything, she just looks him right in the eyes for like 3 seconds and continues talking about which way he should drive. He interrupts her literally 5 times, visibly annoyed, looking at me in desperation, and everytime she just looks at him with a straight face and keeps drawing and explaining. She doesn't address the fact that he has a GPS even once.

The dude gets really impatient and tells her "Ma'am, this is what we have navigational systems for" and he takes off.

I'm like and as he walks out she gives me one of these

This bitch has been pretending to be a retard for months.

I walk out and I meet the Dutch dude at the elevator. As he's waiting I tell him "So you take the highway, take the third exit..." and he looks at me like this before entering the elevator and going down.

So you met the female version of "you on Sherdog"?

 

[BEER]

And pizza is American.

And science and arts are Greek.

And Bugatti is a VW.

Volkswagen taking over Europe, just as Hitler intended.

 

[Andy Capp]

Ha, that’s how I felt before the coronavirus, I really liked some of the things he was doing, since no other politician would address it, but every time I felt “this is really good, maybe he’s a good president after all” some scandal erupts, he says something stupid, or he tried to pass something shitty

You mean like disbanding the pandemic task force set up by the Obama administration?