Real fucked up. I always figured Gene was an orange, overweight, Garfield-esque cat.
He also has a wife, kids, a successful career, and doesn't spend hours every day hysterically defending a political party in a foreign country. Reflect on the fact that, however sad you may claim to think it is that posters in this thread have rapport and enjoy chatting, you spend your time here despite not liking the posters and not being liked by them. You devote thousands of hours a year to being a lingering fart in the rooms of strangers. I realize that I've disparaged your intelligence here before, but there's just no way that you don't appreciate how objectively tragic that is.