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At the gates of Hell...
Satan's Assistant - "Okay, what are you in here for, kid? Caught the girlfriend fuckin' someone else? Some 'homie' get up in you 'grill' over a drug deal? Were you 'depressed' and just couldn't take it any more? Did daddy beat you up, and you wanted to take it out of the world? C'mon, spit it out. I've heard it all before."
Pathetic Piece of Shit - "Well, like, there was this Madden videogame tournament, and this guy beat me in a game, and I just couldn't take it. I tried to explain how it was all EA's fault, but they just laughed at me, and asked me to leave. They got what they deserved!"
Satan's Assistant - "Wait...what?"
Did he bring the gun beforehand or come back after? He's the biggest sore loser of all time. I normally think the media shouldn't disclose names or pictures of shooters to help prevent future ones but this guys needs made fun of none fucking stop for being a weak pathetic human being.

