WAR ROOM LOUNGE V12: Mao With Noir

[senri]

I'm at that stage at my courthouse job for the week where I just kinda want to light all the paper on my desk on fire and walk out.

Where is this?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I never thought Hines Ward was dirty, and I lived in Baltimore where everybody hated him. They say, "He blind sides defensive players!" Yeah no shit, and every single defensive player blindsides offensive players. You think Ray Lewis or Ed Reed won't hit you if you're not ready for it? Lol. Give me a break. Just a bunch of whiny defensive players that are upset somebody was finally hitting them back.

Thank you.

And what are the feelings toward Antonio Brown, comparatively?

 

[Gregolian]

Thank you.

And what are the feelings toward Antonio Brown, comparatively?

I want him on my goddamn fantasy team. PPR FTW

 

[Trotsky]

Football is when your WR makes a point of leveling the best LB since coked-up LT.




EDIT: For good measure.

I can't even estimate how many times I watched the JuJu block on Burfict. It was my favorite play/five seconds in sports in years. Someone in the Sports Bar said it best when they said that play should lead the technological innovation of being able to put GIF's on tee shirts.

 

[Gregolian]

I can't even estimate how many times I watched the JuJu block on Burfict. It was my favorite play/five seconds in sports in years. Someone in the Sports Bar said it best when they said that play should lead the technological innovation of being able to put GIF's on tee shirts.

I was watching that game closely for fantasy football reasons (had Juju, Bell, and the Steelers kicker Boswell... his kick from like 60+ won me that game by .2 points to make the playoffs. Just ask @HomerThompson).

And I remember doing what Loki did in Thor Ragnarok when Hulk slaps Thor around the way he did Loki.



The bit where Loki jumps off the couch.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I can't even estimate how many times I watched the JuJu block on Burfict. It was my favorite play/five seconds in sports in years. Someone in the Sports Bar said it best when they said that play should lead the technological innovation of being able to put GIF's on tee shirts.

JuJu is the new Hines. Dude loves to get physical. And yeah, that hit just doesn't get old. While not a .gif, someone did make these.

 

[Gregolian]

I think that block is one of those things that football fans everywhere fucking love. I know a guy that's a Bungles fan and he loves that block cause he hates Burfict.

 

[Trotsky]

I think that block is one of those things that football fans everywhere fucking love. I know a guy that's a Bungles fan and he loves that block cause he hates Burfict.

I like a lot of the Bengals too (like AJ Green) and feel for their fan base. But Burfict, Hill, and Pacman can all suck a fatty.

 

[Trotsky]

I think that block is one of those things that football fans everywhere fucking love. I know a guy that's a Bungles fan and he loves that block cause he hates Burfict.

I think it was especially satisfying because that defense tries to murder Antonio Brown in every fucking game they play. And Burfict has been the perp on a few. And, of course, they took another cheap shot on him (by far worse than JuJu's imo) later in the game.

 

[Gregolian]

I like a lot of the Bengals too (like AJ Green) and feel for their fan base. But Burfict, Hill, and Pacman can all suck a fatty.

Pacman is gone now I think. Free Agent or he retired can't remember which.

What'd Jeremy Hill do?

I think it was especially satisfying because that defense tries to murder Antonio Brown in every fucking game they play. And Burfict has been the perp on a few. And, of course, they took another cheap shot on him (by far worse than JuJu's imo) later in the game.

Burfict was a fucking piece of shit in college too:


He is the Paul Harris of the NFL

 

[Trotsky]

Pacman is gone now I think. Free Agent or he retired can't remember which.

Pretty sure he was in the news for Pacmanish reasons recently.

What'd Jeremy Hill do?

Coerced a female student into getting a train ran on her by his high school football team iirc.

He is the Paul Harris of the NFL

Paul Harris is one of my favorite fighters

 

[Gregolian]

Pretty sure he was in the news for Pacmanish reasons recently.

Another arrest, derp.

Coerced a female student into getting a train ran on her by his high school football team iirc.

Jesus Christ, I didn't know about this.

Paul Harris is one of my favorite fighters

He's an impressive fighter but is a piece of shit human being. Oddly enough that's what you sometimes need to be to be an elite fighter.

 

[Trotsky]

Re Jeremy Hill

https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/1...avery-tate-ii-18-were-both-arrested-today-and

For some reason, I can't find the more explanatory sources. They seem to have been scrubbed. But, from what I recall, it was pretty fucking gross.

He's an impressive fighter but is a piece of shit human being. Oddly enough that's what you sometimes need to be to be an elite fighter.

Has there been any actual evidence of him being a shit human being outside of the ring?

I don't see the guy as overtly dirty as other people do. More so I think he's extremely dumb and struggles to understand instruction. I also think people fail to realize how much more susceptible heel hooks and toe holds are to be held onto longer just by the nature of their slipperiness and how much less secure they are than choke holds and arm submissions.

 

[Gregolian]

Has there been any actual evidence of him being a shit human being outside of the ring?

I don't see the guy as overtly dirty as other people do. More so I think he's extremely dumb and struggles to understand instruction. I also think people fail to realize how much more susceptible heel hooks and toe holds are to be held onto longer just by the nature of their slipperiness and how much less secure they are than choke holds and arm submissions.

Well, he's nicknamed "tree stump" so....

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I think it was especially satisfying because that defense tries to murder Antonio Brown in every fucking game they play. And Burfict has been the perp on a few. And, of course, they took another cheap shot on him (by far worse than JuJu's imo) later in the game.

He's also injured both Bell and Ben.

 

[kpt018]

Poirier (-160) vs Alvarez (+150)
Jose Aldo (+110) vs Stephens (-120)
Jedrzejczyk (-280) vs Torress (+255)

Who do you guys have?!?!?!?! Love this card btw (all 6 fighters are top 5 on a free card!)!

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Poirier (-160) vs Alvarez (+150)
Jose Aldo (+110) vs Stephens (-120)
Jedrzejczyk (-280) vs Torress (+255)

Who do you guys have?!?!?!?! Love this card btw (all 6 fighters are top 5 on a free card!)!

I got Alvarez, Stephens and Joanna. I’ll be rooting for Poirer and Aldo though

 

[kpt018]

I got Alvarez, Stephens and Joanna. I’ll be rooting for Poirer and Aldo though

Nice. I lean Poirier after watching a replay of their last fight. I know it was super close and ended in a NC but I felt like he has advantages on the feet, but of course he's only a slight fav. Man, I want to root for Aldo but he's looked old in his last few fights and I don't like the retirement talk! There was a point in his career were he would beat the breaks off of Stephens, but now I'm not sure!

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Nice. I lean Poirier after watching a replay of their last fight. I know it was super close and ended in a NC but I felt like he has advantages on the feet, but of course he's only a slight fav. Man, I want to root for Aldo but he's looked old in his last few fights and I don't like the retirement talk! There was a point in his career were he would beat the breaks off of Stephens, but now I'm not sure!

God damn itttt I start work tomorrow and I'm off at eight. I think Dustin is unstoppable right now, but I'm still an Alvarez fan from back in the day. Pretty crazy that Aldo is the underdog against Stephens of all people.

 

[Gregolian]

Poirier (-160) vs Alvarez (+150)
Jose Aldo (+110) vs Stephens (-120)
Jedrzejczyk (-280) vs Torress (+255)

Who do you guys have?!?!?!?! Love this card btw (all 6 fighters are top 5 on a free card!)!

My how times have changed (Alvarez and Aldo).

It feels like Lil Heathen has been around since the UFC dark ages too when BJ was KOing Caol Uno in 20 seconds and shit.