War Lounge Room v91: work pwnt will maintain later

[LMP]

Joe Dirt is a towering achievement of cinema, you son of a bitch

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Joe Dirt is a towering achievement of cinema, you son of a bitch

It's up there with Dirty Work, Beer League and Freddy Got Fingered

 

[Gregolian]

Fuck all y’all. Patty Mayo best white trashy show going and it’s on YouTube and you get to see people get tased.

 

[Broke Lester]

Let’s take it to the bet thread, homeboy

This shit just got real.

 

[Trotsky]

I'm not the only one who can't stand Jeff Dunham, right?

My dad loves him, but Joe Dirt is his favorite movie so....

He sucks, but I think Heretic made the correct point that, because of his generation-defying routine, you have to give him props..

Also, Joe Dirt is definitely a good bad comedy. Like Zoolander. It's not a good movie, but it's a good comedy.

"Def Leppard sucks!" makes my top 100 favorite movie quotes

 

[HereticBD]

He sucks, but I think Heretic made the correct point that, because of his generation-defying routine, you have to give him props..

Yes, I think it's undeniable that a ventriloquist being one of, if not THE highest paid comedian in the nation, is quite the feat.

You don't have to like him, but you must respect him.

 

[Broke Lester]

@Lowmanproblems I still picture @Sketch as the real life version of that dancing moon gif he used to have. Actually looking and dancing like that himself each time he hits Post Reply when quoting people. I used to think it was the best AV on the site. Then in that hate logo thread with the racist frog thing, someone said the moon with shades was racist too ( ) and I finally understood his reach lol.

This couldn't be any more perfect, my eyes are legit watering from laughing, I used to envision the exact same thing myself. I liked that AV.

 

[Andy Capp]

So, just FYI this,

is TLW your pool league team all played over their heads against a top team and your drunk stoned self made the equivalent of a walk-off KO of a pool shot against their best player, and then you come home to left over home-made pizza with a strong gin and lemon.

 

[Andy Capp]

he drives a 2012 VW Passat for what it's worth

So either he takes care of his shit or he's fallen on hard times. No reason to believe the latter more than the former, mind.

 

[Trotsky]

So, just FYI this,

is TLW your pool league team all played over their heads against a top team and your drunk stoned self made the equivalent of a walk-off KO of a pool shot against their best player, and then you come home to left over home-made pizza with a strong gin and lemon.

There are pool leagues?

Is it awkward when you arrive and realize you all wore the same outfit of blue jeans, black leather jackets, and fingerless gloves?

 

[Graves The Elder]

So either he takes care of his shit or he's fallen on hard times. No reason to believe the latter more than the former, mind.

he mentioned he had a boyfriend on SD
pleased to meet you.

 

[Andy Capp]

he mentioned he had a boyfriend on SD
pleased to meet you.

lol my wife thinks old people are funny.

 

[Graves The Elder]

your wife thinks your tiny dick is funny
just sayin

 

[Graves The Elder]

just fuckin with ya bro
I bump into jack's aunt and uncle from time to time
either at Rocco's or Whole Foods
they worry about his future

 

[Andy Capp]

There are pool leagues?

Is it awkward when you arrive and realize you all wore the same outfit of blue jeans, black leather jackets, and fingerless gloves?

Consider this. When it's colder than a witches tit and you haven't been anywhere else but work in days and you're thinking about drinking, don't you think it's wise to do it in a place where the sharpest thing around is a stick and lots of other guys around to keep you in check?

I.e. suck it nerd.

I.e. I had fun, so there.

 

[Trotsky]

Consider this. When it's colder than a witches tit and you haven't been anywhere else but work in days and you're thinking about drinking, don't you think it's wise to do it in a place where the sharpest thing around is a stick and lots of other guys around to keep you in check?

I.e. suck it nerd.

I.e. I had fun, so there.

So the pool tourneys are knife free zones as well? That just means mass knifers will choose those venues to carry out their attacks. Stay safe.

Pool is fun, though. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

 

[Andy Capp]

Nice. Back in the gym. Are we talking Obama style 10 lb weights?

I suggest you be more careful. You're filling in the blanks bit by bit.

 

[Andy Capp]

So the pool tourneys are knife free zones as well? That just means mass knifers will choose those venues to carry out their attacks. Stay safe.

Pool is fun, though. Glad you enjoyed yourself.

It's really very satisfying when you're playing close to your potential. I had not been doing so well lately, but tonight I got to indulge my ego a bit, if I'm being honest.

 

[Broke Lester]

It's like being the fat bouncer. Everyone steps to you not realizing if you know how to get weight into your punches you're more likely to break them.

The big Indian dude I worked with:
"These punks never realize being fat yeah, you're slower but you have to carry that around so you're powerful as fuck"

Most guys who are big like that know they can do real damage if they want to, I think they tend to be more careful/gentle out of fear of accidentally fucking someone up, but you get a guy like that pissed off and the adrenaline gets going, God help you.
My older brother had this friend who was about 6'1", 350-360,(this is over 25 years ago) and that cocksucker would slap me on the back of head and it would literally push me forward half a step and rattle my brain, and I'm a muscular 190 myself. I know it was his way of showing affection, but finally one day after I asked him not to do it about a dozen times, he did it again and I turned around and just popped him on the chin with a legit stiff jab. He was in shock and looked like he was ready to kill me but I needed him to understand that it legitimately hurt and it needed to stop. He never did it again after that, thankfully, but the point is the guy was so fuck'n strong.

BTW I seen with my own eyes, that same guy crease the binding of a yellow pages and then rip in half and he made it look easy.

 

[Gregolian]

Most guys who are big like that know they can do real damage if they want to, I think they tend to be more careful/gentle out of fear of accidentally fucking someone up, but you get a guy like that pissed off and the adrenaline gets going, God help you.
My older brother had this friend who was about 6'1", 350-360,(this is over 25 years ago) and that cocksucker would slap me on the back of head and it would literally push me forward half a step and rattle my brain, and I'm a muscular 190 myself. I know it was his way of showing affection, but finally one day after I asked him not to do it about a dozen times, he did it again and I turned around and just popped him on the chin with a legit stiff jab. He was in shock and looked like he was ready to kill me but I needed him to understand that it legitimately hurt and it needed to stop. He never did it again after that, thankfully, but the point is the guy was so fuck'n strong.

BTW I seen with my own eyes, that same guy crease the binding of a yellow pages and then rip in half and he made it look easy.

There was always a small part of me that enjoyed idiot muscle heads testing me to show off. They were the only ones I ever enjoyed basically doing a spine buster to