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War Lounge Room v91: work pwnt will maintain later

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MMAisGod said:
I'm in three finals this weekend and one is $800 brah for 1st place. So if you lose next week, and I win them, your highlight will be watching me win championships. You will have to live with that shame, forever.
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It was originally $800 for 1st, $400 for 2nd but we changed it to $750 for 1st and $350 for 2nd with buy in of $100 back to 3rd.
 
I‘ve dates 3 chicks taller than me.

1 looked like a Hungarian super model







victim of an acid attack








with scoliosis

No, but seriously folks (is this thing on?), ⅔ were legit hot and 1 was a legit model.
The third... well, it is what it is
 
MMAisGod said:
Wow you're the same height as @HockeyBjj wth??? Wow did you see what I did to that miniature man??? Wow. It's going to be equally bad for you.
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I'm working on a special VooDoo spell for you, going to get some sacrificial chickens and all that.
 
Gregolian said:
She is a big asshole or has a....

You know what... I'm not going there.
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LOL wow. Funny story. I've always gotten fast attention from women, so like, I could meet a chick, hook up the same night, talk on the phone for a week and hook up, etc. So when I met her we were dating for like 5 months and she wasn't giving up the goods. It's legit the first time I had experienced this, and couldn't understand why. I was mind blown that it was happening. I ended up talking to her as a "challenge" to see if I could "win" and get it. By the time we got close to that 4 month range, I started developing feelings and liking her a lot, so I didn't want to do the usual dump offs or hook up with the next girl afterwards anymore after we finally did.

Only my second long term relationship since everything else was either short term or reallyyy short terms for so long since I was like 14 (lol). Been together 8 years now and no sign of a crack. 10 years ago I'd have bet my soul that it would be impossible but here we are.

Gregolian said:
It was originally $800 for 1st, $400 for 2nd but we changed it to $750 for 1st and $350 for 2nd with buy in of $100 back to 3rd.
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You're fortunate that I didn't play in that league. Nothing wrong with free money.
 
Sketch said:
That's too tall for me. My girl is like 5'9 and I like her height a lot. 6'5 would definitely give you some tall ass viking kids though.
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In college I dated a volleyball player. She was crazier than cat shit, but she was 6'4" and I never had as much fun in my life.

When you're a tall guy already, a taller girl is like an attraction instead of an assault on your manhood. Like who's gonna say anything to me about it?
 
Broke Lester said:
I'm working on a special VooDoo spell for you, going to get some sacrificial chickens and all that.
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I know you said this as a joke, but we've all seen it in action too many times to count. This is what I am scared of more than anything. You're the only person I would accept a loss to in the championship due to the power of your Papa Shango voodoo.
 
MMAisGod said:
After catching up to the thread, had I known there was a shame manlets conversation ongoing I would have never responded to Trots and jumped in on the shaming. My bad everyone, my bad. I'll take this L for the team.
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Manlets are a shame, there is no need to be sorry.
 
Gregolian said:
What little I read about Ivar (Ubbe and his encounters with the English always felt like a more interesting point in history) was that the moniker of 'Boneless' came from some issue he had with one of his hands.
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Reading a bit more this evening,

The theory seems to be that no one really knows why he got the name Ivar the Boneless, but the sagas do seem to suggest some sort of disease or affliction that wasn't permanently disfiguring like brittle bones or whatever. Mainly because Norse society was pretty rough back then and a seriously disfigured child would end sacrificed to the gods or just dead.

Also, just being the son of Ragnar wouldn't be enough to lead a fighting force like the Great Heathen army. Being his son would probably save him from being killed as an infant if he was so deformed or diseased, but it wouldn't have him lead an army like that and it's pretty certain that he did lead it very successfully till his death. It was still a pagan warrior culture and their leaders were expected to lead in battle.
 
Falsedawn said:
In college I dated a volleyball player. She was crazier than cat shit, but she was 6'4" and I never had as much fun in my life.

When you're a tall guy already, a taller girl is like an attraction instead of an assault on your manhood. Like who's gonna say anything to me about it?
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It's like being the fat bouncer. Everyone steps to you not realizing if you know how to get weight into your punches you're more likely to break them.

The big Indian dude I worked with:
"These punks never realize being fat yeah, you're slower but you have to carry that around so you're powerful as fuck"
 
Gregolian said:
It's like being the fat bouncer. Everyone steps to you not realizing if you know how to get weight into your punches you're more likely to break them.

The big Indian dude I worked with:
"These punks never realize being fat yeah, you're slower but you have to carry that around so you're powerful as fuck"
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I've known some big fat dudes who for whatever reason could sprint and move really fast. You never really know with someone. Weight means a lot, especially in close environments. I worked with a SGT in my army days who was 6 feet at 400lbs and he was a bouncer, he told a story of how he punched a dude in the cheek once and the force cause the dudes eyeball to pop out. This isn't an action movie, you don't want to fight giant fat men in real life.
 
Sketch said:
I've known some big fat dudes who for whatever reason could sprint and move really fast. You never really know with someone. Weight means a lot, especially in close environments. I worked with a SGT in my army days who was 6 feet at 400lbs and he was a bouncer, he told a story of how he punched a dude in the cheek once and the force cause the dudes eyeball to pop out. This isn't an action movie, you don't want to fight giant fat men in real life.
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See, we had a rule we didn't throw hands until someone produced a weapon but it was always fun having them pick a fight with me just for me to pick them up then drop them in the trash heap next to the over flowing dumpster outside.

The look on their face was like this:


That look like they became a school child again.
 
Yikes, Trump's writing is actually worse than the average right wing war roomer.
 
I love to go fast on the race track.
does that make me a 'racist'?
'race enthusiast'
 
MMAisGod said:
@Falsedawn how tall are you?



I will accept this comment as absolute truth. 6+ is the one and only way.
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6'3"

Tall enough to be tall, but not TOO tall that it's like freakish. I can't imagine being like 6'6", airplanes are already hard enough.
 
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